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A member of a certain group of women on BabyCenter.com's October 2006 Birth Club. These women have their heads shoved so far up each others' asses that their posting abilities and attempts at being witty always come up short. Also referred to as douchehags.
Man-Gina, you are such a twatlet, Do your mega-bangs cloud your judgement?
twatlet by Toby Bear December 13, 2007
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Twatlet Paper 

Pieces of toilet paper that are left behind in a womans twat from wiping after she urinates.
"I was going down on Julie after she went to the bathroom and her snatch was full of twatlet paper."
Twatlet Paper by Dalbert June 9, 2007
A very meaty vagina or twat that resembles a leather wallet.
Dude, you gonna stick your dollar in that Twallet tonight?
Twallet by JaGMaN iz a G April 28, 2011

teatlets 

Kathy's slender body and gravity-defying teatlets make her look much younger than her 35 years.
teatlets by anonymouse0106 September 26, 2006
Using your vagina as a hidden wallet
She had that dime bag hidden in her twallet
Twallet by Awesome2 February 18, 2015

twitlets 

naked people gathered in a room
Hey twitlets! Get some clothes on!
twitlets by mynameinmyname May 1, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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