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twattention

Megan was having a stressful day and needed a little twattention.
by Dr. Balls 3000 August 25, 2011
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Tittention

Exposing your breasts, cleavage, and/or side boob for attention.
That big boobed bitch is getting all the tittention.
by TMcGee June 2, 2015
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Twittention Whore

One found to be continually guilty of using Twitter (The worst thing to happen to the internet since reverse time-travelling cyber-cancer) as a means to drum up a continual interest in their dull, banal private life
Question: Can you believe Ashton Kutcher beat CNN to a million followers?

Answer: Ashton Kutcher can go die on a toilet, he's nothing but a filthy twittention whore!
by Skipjimroo January 2, 2010
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texttention span

The attention span you have for a texting conversation.
Sorry I didn't reply, I've got such a short texttention span.
by LBeverly June 29, 2011
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Texttention

The sporadic attention required for a text conversation.
After a long text conversation. "Thanks for all the texttention!"
by Justingus September 20, 2015
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Tweettention

When you get a lot of likes or retweets on Twitter
“I’m getting hella likes on this tweet and former POTUS Barack Obama retweeted me. This is the most tweettention I’ve ever gotten.
by UndeniableClout October 22, 2017
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