Twatox

the combination of being a twat and a fat ox.

"i dont like gerald i think hes an ugly twatox".

by synthea August 13, 2009

twatography

Choreography in which the female thrusts their pelvis and/or vagina forward.

See Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

Andy: Beyonce is obviously a fan of twatography!
Creed: Yes, I enjoy seeing her spread her legs to show off her vagina!

by sessybih May 15, 2010

Twatographer

One who photographs female reproductive genitalia for either medical or recreational purposes.

My friend wants to make a boudoir book for her girlfriend, so she’d like to hire a twatographer. Do you know a good one?

by Moeneek April 1, 2022

Twatopotamus

A fat bitchy woman. Someone who is acting like a bitch or complaining nonstop about pointless things.

Hey, quit being a twatopotamus and whining about you non-existent love life you cow.

by ronjonr2 December 25, 2010

twatograph

The unmistakable imprint of the female genitalia left upon the bedsheets after sex. As unique as a fingerprint.

These are new sheets, and you left a twatograph on them, you sassy little hottie!

by Nikita7527 August 15, 2006

twatopotamus

A clinically obese vagina where you can easily mistake folds of skin for labia.

Her twatopotamus needs to hop on a treadmill.

by Marc Frey January 25, 2004

Twatology

The study of twats. Covers a broad spectrum of defintions. From the fiscal studies of a womans genitalia all the way to the statistical measurement of twats see moron per square mile.

Something about pregnant gold fish too.

Examples of twatology

Block 70 has a twatage of 33% per square metre. Ie. every 3 square metres expect to find 3 twats.

The aroma of that twat is high on the twatometer. pr. twat-om-oter.

by Thomas Watt November 7, 2006