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Twatonomics 

The economy of twat- the gains and losses related to the market of attracting and having relations with women. A player is understands twatonomics better than a high school freshman ever could.
Dude 1: Man, I am just not pulling any tail lately!
Dude 2: Well, you just don't understand the current twatonomics bro!
Dude 1: Yeah, I could use a refresher on twatonomics.
Dude 2: Don't worry, my cousin Tito has got a PhD in twatonomics and is pulling in the tastiest birds! He'll teach you a lesson or two.
Twatonomics by Zach Henkel June 4, 2008
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Twatonomics 

The economics of being a twat. How much of a twat are they on the twatonomics twat meter
That piers Morgan is such a twat he gains at least a 4.9 on the twatonomics Richter scale.
Twatonomics by UkCookie January 10, 2025
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talonomics 

The way of making money by selling old slippers to old white women with no teeth.
" yo u old fucking bitch, but this slippers so i can make some money buy talonomics because im a tank."
talonomics by Johnathan Salcedo September 9, 2007

thotonomics 

The study of the behavior and idealology of the thot and thot life
So why did you enrolled in this class? So I can leaen about thots. Wow your major is Thotonomics!
thotonomics by ThePoopISay August 31, 2018

tweakonomics 

(noun) the monetary causes and effects of methamphetamine synthesis/use
The tweakonomics of being a meth head are pretty disasterous.

Cooking all that shit and giving it away is bad tweakonomics
tweakonomics by Brazzy fo'Shazzy December 20, 2008

Taconomics 

The act of assembling various combinations of food types and products according to how much cash one has on them, choosing from the dollar menu of budget friendly mexicana themed fast food chains (e.g. Taco Bell; Del Taco)
I was able to use my five dollars to get two different kinds of tacos and two different kinds of burritos by employing my skills in Taconomics.
Taconomics by Stereorush June 2, 2015

Taconomics 

Comparing prices of goods at stores to taco bell’s value menu.
This gallon of milk is 3.99 , taconomics tells me that i COULD get 4 Spicy soft potato tacos OR this gallon of milk. Decision is clear
Taconomics by Taco Enthusiast February 14, 2022
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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