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Twatology 

The study of twats. Covers a broad spectrum of defintions. From the fiscal studies of a womans genitalia all the way to the statistical measurement of twats see moron per square mile.

Something about pregnant gold fish too.
Examples of twatology

Block 70 has a twatage of 33% per square metre. Ie. every 3 square metres expect to find 3 twats.

The aroma of that twat is high on the twatometer. pr. twat-om-oter.
Twatology by Thomas Watt November 7, 2006
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Twatology 

The study of twats of which include the anatomical model of a female's genitals and the cranial capacity of stupid people
Twatology has taught pwople a lot such as what to do with the gentalia of a woman during intercourse and why people can be unreasonably dumb
Twatology by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020
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tautology club 

Tautology club is a club based on tautologies.
All statements at tautology club must necessarily be true because they are tautologies.
Rules of Tautology Club:
1. The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.
2. The second rule of tautology club is not the first rule of tautology club.
3. If this is your first night at tautology club, you have never been here before.
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A trilogy whose third installment is pitiful
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Thotology 

The study of hoes and all hoe associated studies. Sometimes referred to as whoreficulture or cumistry
Here Jimbo I bought you this Thotology book so you can stop being a pansy bitch!
Thotology by Versace December 29, 2014
Trapology -noun, plural -gies. 1. the science that deals with the dynamics and history of traps, the ways in which traps are composed, and the physical and metaphysical variations of traps. 2. the study of this science. 3. the features and processes of traps: the trapology of ships in sector 3-7.
I hear Jamestown University has an excellent school of Trapology.
Trapology by Admiral Ackbar RPD January 18, 2009

tautology 

saying the same thing twice over in different words
Some people think this is an example of tautology:

It would be easy to find a blind man in a nudist colony because it wouldn't be hard.
tautology by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
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