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Twatlases 

Someone who purposely gives you the wrong directions in order to amuse themselves.
Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?

Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...

Person 1: I hate you

Person 1: Hahaa!

Person 2: Friggin twatlases
Twatlases by JizzleBizzle1980 February 17, 2009
Related Words

twatface 

Tony Blair: opportunity blah blah blah new blah blah responsibility oink oink blah blah

Me: Fuck off, twatface.

twatface 

The name instantly given to someone who has wronged you.

This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.
1. How is your mate mike doing, did he give you that money back for the ticket?

That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.

2. So are you and Anna still getting along?

Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad
twatface by veeds1 September 8, 2009
When it's snowing, and the flakes are big as TITS.
Look outside, the sky is spewing titflakes everywhere.

twatface 

An offence where one has the face of a twat
Hey Twatface, you have the face of a twat. Twatface
twatface by Lewis March 17, 2003

twatflap 

The outer labia of the ladybits. Also a good insult for someone who is utterly useless.
"look at the state of you ya twatflap!"
twatflap by Slimbun September 12, 2006