poo jockey

One who likes to have anal sex with another man.

Peter is such a poo jockey.

by Lewis February 26, 2004

Sex-Muffin

n. A member of a ggroup of friends that likes to grope one another.

Your my sex-muffin

by Lewis March 23, 2004

Rinsed

When someone gets one over on another. be it a quick punch or a better insult, whatever it is, to be better than another. This is a term used by a bystander or the insulter to inform others of the victims unfortunate bullying and to further embarressment. This is then followed by a 'DJ' style hand action and 'DJ' noise, and continuous mocking.

Lewisun-provoked: Alistair, you are a DICK and im shagging your girlfriend
Alistairnear to tears: meany
Lewis: COCK
Jacklistening and Laughing: HAHA 'RINSED' *'DJ' hand action*

by LEWIS December 01, 2003

redneck

"The glorious absence of sophistication"
-Jeff Foxworthy

you might be a redneck if the tires on your truck cost more than your truck

by lewis March 02, 2004

twatface

An offence where one has the face of a twat

Hey Twatface, you have the face of a twat. Twatface

by Lewis March 17, 2003

shithole

woodhall, scotland.

the hillz, the highlands etc

by lewis June 15, 2004

strat

quite good guitar. known because alot of ppl say they make the perfect sound. i perswonally dont like them that much, give me an lp any day!

see tele.......... feck aff

by lewis July 21, 2004