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taxfuckery 

An elite art form perfected by the 45th President that brings tax evasion to new heights.
He is a lifelong master of the rich man’s game, total and complete taxfuckery.
taxfuckery by Dr Bunnygirl May 8, 2019

twatpacker 

A backpacker who behaves like a twat.
Look at this misfit. Flea infested dreadlocks, narcissistic tattoos, no clue, thinks the locals love him 'because I'm blending right in with this cool ethnic culture. Backpacker? What a twat. Right, he's a perfect example of a twatpacker.
twatpacker by Mekongfrank June 23, 2016
Adjective used to describe someone so annoyingly annoying that they desearve the description of both a twat and a fuck. synonyms - asshole, fucktard, fucknut, douche, george bush
"first off you are a complete twatfuck," said Cindy. "I told you those coupons were expired..."

"hey twatfuck, what's for breakfast?"

"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" said some twatfuck.
twatfuck by JustinS September 5, 2005

twatbucket 

literally, a bucket of twats. also, a person who is a fucking pussy or whatnot.
"You're a fucknig twatbucket."
twatbucket by AJ 187 September 28, 2003

Toastfucker 

A toastfucker is one who fucks toast. Toastfuckers are widely known for their outlandish toast fetish, oftentimes displaying erotic behavior towards the very mentioning of toast. They tend to be either high, drunk, or stoned; a sober toastfucker is no toastfucker indeed.
My friend is a toastfucker; I saw him the other day, drunk off his ass and attempting to shove two semen-drenched pieces of toast up his ass.

titfucker 

to have sexual intercourse by placing your penis between breasts and moving back and forth in a humping movement until you ejaculate.
I was called a titfucker after tittyfuckin a girl.
titfucker by Omega2 May 29, 2003
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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