The noise that a piggy makes.
Pig 1: *oink*
Pig 2: *oink*
by -x- February 1, 2004
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My girlfriend says I'm a pig, but I'm truly an oink.
by Two Hep Cats September 19, 2012
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Word often heard coming from the mouth/snout of a police spokesperson.
Commenting on the policing of the protest, the Metropolitan Commissioner remarked "oink, oink, oink".
by Andy April 19, 2004
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Word used when one doesn't know how to respond to another persons question/comment, or doesn't want to admit to that persons accusition. Can also be used to break silence in an awkward situation.
Bob: "Hey I heard you ate my mom out... is there any truth to this?!?!"
Me: "Oink!"

Bob is among a group of people as he looks at his report card he just got in the mail and realized he's just failed out of college..... everyone is silent for a few minutes and no one knows what to say....
Me: ".......OINK!"
by Oinkle September 7, 2006
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a noise that pigs/piglets make.
"oink" says the pig.
by AnnetteSkye March 18, 2007
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1. A fat or obviously overweight person.

2. A noise made when a fat person walks by

3. Another name for a fat/lazy or over-strict cop
1. That oink is going to break the couch!

2. Oink! Look at that tub-of-lard!

3. That oink should lay off the donuts.
That oink ass should leave us alone!
by Nevertheless January 31, 2005
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