oink

The noise that a piggy makes.

Pig 1: *oink*
Pig 2: *oink*

by -x- February 1, 2004

oink

One Income, No Kids

My girlfriend says I'm a pig, but I'm truly an oink.

by Two Hep Cats September 18, 2012

oink

Word often heard coming from the mouth/snout of a police spokesperson.

Commenting on the policing of the protest, the Metropolitan Commissioner remarked "oink, oink, oink".

by Andy April 19, 2004

oink

The sound that a cow makes.

Cow: Oink oink oink oink oink!

by sadfgh May 6, 2008

oink

Word used when one doesn't know how to respond to another persons question/comment, or doesn't want to admit to that persons accusition. Can also be used to break silence in an awkward situation.

Bob: "Hey I heard you ate my mom out... is there any truth to this?!?!"
Me: "Oink!"

Bob is among a group of people as he looks at his report card he just got in the mail and realized he's just failed out of college..... everyone is silent for a few minutes and no one knows what to say....
Me: ".......OINK!"

by Oinkle September 7, 2006

oink

a noise that pigs/piglets make.

"oink" says the pig.

by AnnetteSkye March 22, 2007

oink

1. A fat or obviously overweight person.

2. A noise made when a fat person walks by

3. Another name for a fat/lazy or over-strict cop

1. That oink is going to break the couch!

2. Oink! Look at that tub-of-lard!

3. That oink should lay off the donuts.
or
That oink ass should leave us alone!

by Nevertheless January 31, 2005