oink

The noise that a piggy makes.

Pig 1: *oink*
Pig 2: *oink*

by -x- February 1, 2004

oink

One Income, No Kids

My girlfriend says I'm a pig, but I'm truly an oink.

by Two Hep Cats September 18, 2012

Oink

The sound a pig or a fat girl makes when they want to express themselves.

Nima: You hungry girl?
Athina: Oink!

Nima: Eat up

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

oink

Word often heard coming from the mouth/snout of a police spokesperson.

Commenting on the policing of the protest, the Metropolitan Commissioner remarked "oink, oink, oink".

by Andy April 19, 2004

oink

The sound that a cow makes.

Cow: Oink oink oink oink oink!

by sadfgh May 6, 2008

OINK

Acronym for one income, no kids and refers to a child-free couple, one of whom is currently jobless.

Due to the recession and his lay-off, John and Mary were now OINKs. Similarly, see also DINK.

by Ronnie Barnhardt November 15, 2009

Oink

When expressed mathematically, (exemplified with the notation >oo<) is an astronomical value much greater than infinity, and has properties of a prime number (indivisible except by itself or by the one). It is absolute infinite. It is used to express my love for AW.

Oink oink piggy wiggy!
>oo<!

by iverzc January 17, 2009