twatend 

Novelty derivative of bellend

You squashed me sandwich, you fuckin twatend!

twatend by Craig Mawdsley March 15, 2008

Twatend 

1) The end of your twat,

2) The opposite to 'Bellend'.

Boy: Bellend
Girl: Twatend

Twatend by haha010101 May 4, 2009

tatenda girl 

Someone who is very confident and funny. She is very talkative and loveable. She gets very stressed especially about school work. Nicknames often include Tatti, Tenda-chicken and Tenda

You are lucky that she is a Tatenda girl

She is one hell of a Tatenda

Ohhh I've got Tenda boobs

tatenda girl by Zimbo May 22, 2017

Tatenda 

A beautiful girl, loyal , trustworthy. She can make a frown disappear with her wonderful

sence of humour. Her eyebrows be always on fleek. Does 3-4 sports.She's funny loving kind when she wants to be and sassy when she has to be. She doesn't let anyone mess with her. She can be emotional at times. She always comes through. Never underestimate Tatenda. She isn't a fan of boys she's always focussing on school

Tatenda you are exallenf

Tatenda by Emily_xcx October 24, 2017

Tatenda 

A Zimbabwean name for a male who is an attractive, well-proportioned, and imposing appearance suggestive of health and strength; good-looking:

wow that tatenda guy is the one i want to talk to

Tatenda by muzimbo December 2, 2010

twated 

To get fucked, boloxed, cunted

or

To be hit

We got really twated, then some guy twated me in the face with an ashtray.

twated by Timmeh October 8, 2003

twitend 

Reach a point where your twitter followers count doesn't increase.

I've reached a twitend man. My follower count is in 212 for ages now.

twitend by Incognito Warrior April 19, 2010