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twatiness 

Where an idiot annoys you, basically the behaviour of a twat
There is a hint of twatiness in that statement.
twatiness by Bathrugby35 July 3, 2014
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twatness 

1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.

2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.

3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.
1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?

Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...

2) That guy is radiating twatness....

3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you
twatness by kegmar November 3, 2008

TWISTEDNESS 

Putting a bunch of bad logic or conversations coming from one or several sources.
My buddy thought it would be funny slashing my pants down the middle in the back,knowing I was going to a big event;

TWISTEDNESS.
TWISTEDNESS by enio123 March 20, 2022
Tateness Is Greatness... Something containing the element of Tate Mayfairs about it.

Tate Mayfairs himself is Greatness in the flesh; well known as The Greatest Professional Wrestler To Ever Walk Planet Earth... something containing an element of Tate Mayfairs about it is Tateness and of course Tateness Is Greatness
"I must confess; Tateness Is infact Greatness" "Some people train their whole lives and never achieve Tateness, others are born into it" "I saw Tate Mayfairs knock a guy out whilst completing a rubix cube blindfolded - absolute Tateness"
Tateness by Plato / Aristotle April 27, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026