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twatiness 

Where an idiot annoys you, basically the behaviour of a twat
There is a hint of twatiness in that statement.
twatiness by Bathrugby35 July 3, 2014
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twatness 

1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.

2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.

3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.
1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?

Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...

2) That guy is radiating twatness....

3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you
twatness by kegmar November 3, 2008

TWISTEDNESS 

Putting a bunch of bad logic or conversations coming from one or several sources.
My buddy thought it would be funny slashing my pants down the middle in the back,knowing I was going to a big event;

TWISTEDNESS.
TWISTEDNESS by enio123 March 20, 2022
Tateness Is Greatness... Something containing the element of Tate Mayfairs about it.

Tate Mayfairs himself is Greatness in the flesh; well known as The Greatest Professional Wrestler To Ever Walk Planet Earth... something containing an element of Tate Mayfairs about it is Tateness and of course Tateness Is Greatness
"I must confess; Tateness Is infact Greatness" "Some people train their whole lives and never achieve Tateness, others are born into it" "I saw Tate Mayfairs knock a guy out whilst completing a rubix cube blindfolded - absolute Tateness"
Tateness by Plato / Aristotle April 27, 2026
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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