twatedness

The behaviour of a twat

"I'm sorry I am being such a twat" said Laura. forget about it i'm sick of your twatedness said Pete... end of relationship!

by Pete ShugaPush April 22, 2010

twatiness

Where an idiot annoys you, basically the behaviour of a twat

There is a hint of twatiness in that statement.

by Bathrugby35 July 3, 2014

twatness

1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.

2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.

3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.

1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?

Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...

2) That guy is radiating twatness....

3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you

by kegmar November 3, 2008

TWISTEDNESS

Putting a bunch of bad logic or conversations coming from one or several sources.

My buddy thought it would be funny slashing my pants down the middle in the back,knowing I was going to a big event;

TWISTEDNESS.

by enio123 March 20, 2022