Urban Dictionary: Bellend

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Tip of the penis.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only Britain has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to spread it around the entire world.

Random: I dress up as death and point at old people as they leave the bingo centre.
Me: You bellend.

by MaxisStrife October 27, 2015

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bellend

British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.

Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')

by Robert Goatse March 03, 2003

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bellend

1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.

When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.

by esadbaf October 12, 2004

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Bell End

The head of the male penis. The glans.

Do you wanna see my bell end?

by Frank November 23, 2002

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bell-end

1.The glans of the penis. So called because of it's similarity in shape to that of a bell. See also helmet.

2.A foolish person. A plank.

I'd just had one off the wrist but I couldn't find the Kleenex so I had to wipe my bell-end on the curtains.

by Thee Red Monkey June 01, 2006

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Bellend

Some-one who can be very, very annoying at times.

Oh my god, Johann is such a bellend!!

by Flabbador March 24, 2010

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