Twatapple

An individual who, despite overwhelming evidence of mediocre audio fidelity and poor value for money, purchases and proudly wears Apple’s wireless earbuds as a mark of status or modernity. Characterised by minimal critical inquiry and an unexamined acceptance of corporate marketing, the AirPods buyer exemplifies contemporary herd behaviour - a consumer driven less by utility than by the desire for social conformity. Also, see Tesla Owner.

This train is full of twatapples.

Twatapple by WikiAdvisor October 30, 2025

Twatapult 

When a climactic lady dramatically turns the tables on her lover with a jaw-dropping demonstration of vaginal ballistics

'I kid you not, she caught me square in the face with her twatapult'

Twatapult by Milo2009 August 8, 2009

tintapple 

the best person ever.

i love tintapple.

tintapple by ilovecatra July 4, 2021

TWAPPLE

Means to tackle hug someone or to replace a bad word in cussing like (mother fucker ) =

( mother twapple )

1. Imma go twapple her after school .
2. You mother twapple !!!!

TWAPPLE by TurttleLover2007 April 20, 2018

Twapple

A fly bitch who don't take no shit from nobody

Don't let me call Twapple on yo ass

Twapple by Twapple March 25, 2010

Tintapple 

Super cool person. Went to jail twice for setting peoples houses on fire. They are actually married to some boy witha ponytail but i.

Tintapple please dont set my house on fire ill pay you
Tintapple dont kill my dog please

Tintapple by gweljio July 12, 2021

twizapple 

(N): Another word for Cristal Meth. Commonly used by Skaters Emo Kids and Alt-Hip Hoper Meth-users in secret(Code word)

"Hey dude you wanna get some Twizapple? and stay up for Three days??"

twizapple by Fizzle 2 Dope July 19, 2006