An individual who, despite overwhelming evidence of mediocre audio fidelity and poor value for money, purchases and proudly wears Apple’s wireless earbuds as a mark of status or modernity. Characterised by minimal critical inquiry and an unexamined acceptance of corporate marketing, the AirPods buyer exemplifies contemporary herd behaviour - a consumer driven less by utility than by the desire for social conformity. Also, see Tesla Owner.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"