twatalescent 

Those asshole kids who are half-way between suck and dick. Often referred to as "pre-teens".

So today my twatalescent rolled her eyes at me and said, "I was gonna walk the dog because it's fun, but its not like I even get paid for it!"

twatalescent by twatsinaname December 10, 2015

twatnescent

One with the embodiment of a twat soul imprisoned in(usually the female persona) who feels the need to bitch about anything and everything. This can be identified by smell to those who trained for it.
Forms of the word:
Twatnescent: A Karen who has ascended beyond the world of rage quitting at MacDonalds

Twatnescence: A chemical caused by a twatnescients rage driven ovaries forces the body to release an odor of cunt-like smell.
Twatnesexual: One who is non binary but is still a fucking bitch/asshole
Twatnescient: A person of twat-like behavior

Friend: Did Julia smell a little twatnescent to you last Friday?
Me: Yeah! She was acting like a real bitch!

twatnescent by FactssOnlyya September 27, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016