WikiAdvisor's definitions

Twatapple

An individual who, despite overwhelming evidence of mediocre audio fidelity and poor value for money, purchases and proudly wears Apple’s wireless earbuds as a mark of status or modernity. Characterised by minimal critical inquiry and an unexamined acceptance of corporate marketing, the AirPods buyer exemplifies contemporary herd behaviour - a consumer driven less by utility than by the desire for social conformity. Also, see Tesla Owner.

This train is full of twatapples.

by WikiAdvisor October 30, 2025