Twatapult

When a climactic lady dramatically turns the tables on her lover with a jaw-dropping demonstration of vaginal ballistics

'I kid you not, she caught me square in the face with her twatapult'

by Milo2009 August 8, 2009

twatapuss

A man who acts like a huge vagina or a pussy because of insecurity issues, or is just plain scared of the final outcome of any situation.

"Kyle only had three beers fishing today before he went home to the old lady"
"That is because he is a huge twatapuss"

by beerboy75 October 7, 2009

twatapus

Basically a childish nickname, on par for someone worthy of being called cunt, arse, fanny-head.

"Mate, you're a right twatapus".

by singyay4ed March 5, 2009

twattapult

A move performed in couples figure skating wherein the male skater launches the half-sized female skater by the crotch. She is then a fizzing whizbee of violated talent. This typically earns top marks among judges. The twattapult is known in Europe as the "Twebuchet".

"WOW! That twattapult by the Russian skaters just landed them the gold medal!"

by EmnOd February 23, 2010

Twatapotamus

A very large, loose twat

ex. That fat chick had a freakin twatapotamus!

by LnkinPrk777 May 3, 2006

Twatapottamus

A girl who is so massively bitchy that she can never contain her cuntosity. She can be any shape or size but makes up for that by being a huge bitch or a Twatapottamus. Do not confuse for a Hippotwattamus

"That bitch is a Twatapottamus."
"Dude,that chick is off the charts hot! What's with the fat hating?"
"It's not her body, it's her level of bitchy. It's now the size of a Twatapottamus."

by deathfordough November 18, 2016

Twatapotamous

A hungry hungry bimbo that stalks and attacks unsuspecting females online to ensure her own relativity in the world.

That IG Twatapotamous went all hungry hungry bimbo, because she thought I was after her Mane...

by Sadong Hussain September 14, 2019