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twatapuss 

A man who acts like a huge vagina or a pussy because of insecurity issues, or is just plain scared of the final outcome of any situation.
"Kyle only had three beers fishing today before he went home to the old lady"
"That is because he is a huge twatapuss"
twatapuss by beerboy75 October 7, 2009
Basically a childish nickname, on par for someone worthy of being called cunt, arse, fanny-head.
"Mate, you're a right twatapus".
twatapus by singyay4ed March 5, 2009

twattapult 

A move performed in couples figure skating wherein the male skater launches the half-sized female skater by the crotch. She is then a fizzing whizbee of violated talent. This typically earns top marks among judges. The twattapult is known in Europe as the "Twebuchet".
"WOW! That twattapult by the Russian skaters just landed them the gold medal!"
twattapult by EmnOd February 23, 2010

Twatapotamus 

A very large, loose twat
ex. That fat chick had a freakin twatapotamus!
Twatapotamus by LnkinPrk777 May 3, 2006

Twatapottamus 

A girl who is so massively bitchy that she can never contain her cuntosity. She can be any shape or size but makes up for that by being a huge bitch or a Twatapottamus. Do not confuse for a Hippotwattamus
"That bitch is a Twatapottamus."
"Dude,that chick is off the charts hot! What's with the fat hating?"
"It's not her body, it's her level of bitchy. It's now the size of a Twatapottamus."
Twatapottamus by deathfordough November 18, 2016

Twatapotamous

A hungry hungry bimbo that stalks and attacks unsuspecting females online to ensure her own relativity in the world.
That IG Twatapotamous went all hungry hungry bimbo, because she thought I was after her Mane...
Twatapotamous by Sadong Hussain September 14, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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