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Wadouche
Male Douche used to clean out the inner goodies of a male repoductive unit. Reduces chances of STD given by the exports of the Female Reproductive unit. Also a term that can be used to dish on friends.
Jack: Dude she gave me aids!
Ted: Man you should of Wadouched!
Dewayn: Man that Wadouche saved me from that asip sip sipalish.
Devlyn: Man you just got Wadouched!
Ted: Man you should of Wadouched!
Dewayn: Man that Wadouche saved me from that asip sip sipalish.
Devlyn: Man you just got Wadouched!
Wadouche by Jack Toffa December 1, 2010
Twouchebag
A person who sets down a bunch of rules and guidelines on how Twitter should be used. Could also be someone who takes Twitter too seriously.
"Did you see Tate's post about being annoyed that people post too much to Twitter? That was a Twouchebag move."
"I don't want to subscribe to his blog. He's such a Twouchebag."
"I don't want to subscribe to his blog. He's such a Twouchebag."
Twouchebag by purple_piggy_bank August 16, 2008
Tomdouchery
Bill: For the last time I am not giving you my car to go on a beer run!!!
Tom: Dammit Bill!!! When will you knock off all your tomdouchery??
Tom: Dammit Bill!!! When will you knock off all your tomdouchery??
Tomdouchery by Joe Alvarez Lugo December 24, 2008
Twouchebag
1. When someone has gone above and beyond the average douchebag level, they are referred to as a twouchebag.
2. It can also refer to a pair, or couple, that are both acting like douchebags, therefore summing to one twouchebag.
2. It can also refer to a pair, or couple, that are both acting like douchebags, therefore summing to one twouchebag.
That spiky-haired, fist pumping Jersey shore asshole is such a twouchebag. OR Wow, Andre and Cassie are such a twouchebag couple, I never want to hang out with them again!
Twouchebag by shrink05 July 23, 2010
Twouche
Person A: "Hi, do you like my new crombie t-shirt, it 's so ACE! I feel so cash in it!"
Person B: "Shut up you fucking Twouche!"
Person B: "Shut up you fucking Twouche!"
Twouche by Sforce-smashT May 16, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026