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tattouchebag 

Tattouchebag: A person who needs to express themselves through tattoos of extremely poor quality and extremely high quantity, or just a douche with tattoos. You know who you are...
I like how that guy is covered from head to toe with demons, spiderwebs and unicorns that look like they were drawn in with crayon...what a tattouchebag!

I love when people let their friends give them tattoos...Look at that tattouchebag over there!

I guess that guy never plans on getting a job...what a tattouchebag!

That guy is such a douchebag and he is covered by tattoos. Voila! Tattouchebag!
tattouchebag by poon134113R November 29, 2010
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tattouche 

1. amalgam of tattoo and douche, i.e. a douchey tattoo. pronounced "ta-toosh"

2. when one wins an argument via unsolicited tattooing. pronounced "ta-tooshay" as in "touche!"
I tattooed my dick friend with a tattouche ("ta-toosh") last night. Tattouche! ("ta-tooshay")
tattouche by high o'clock June 13, 2011

tattouche bag 

One who is a total asshole idiot and is covered with tattoos. They also possess many of the same qualities of a douche bag.

See douche bag for more information.
Alison: "Dude, that guy over there with the tattoos is super hot!"

Dani: "Ew, I know him. He's a complete tattouche bag."

Tattouchebag 

A heavily tattooed, pretentious person that won't shut up about their stupid, ugly "body art" because they have no other discernible personality traits and are otherwise completely uninteresting... I.e, a douchebag with lots of tattoos.
Portland is a great city to live in but if the tattouchebag population keeps surging like this I'll have to consider moving to the burbs...
Tattouchebag by Topher Demps September 7, 2015
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