Tattouchebag: A person who needs to express themselves through tattoos of extremely poor quality and extremely high quantity, or just a douche with tattoos. You know who you are...
I like how that guy is covered from head to toe with demons, spiderwebs and unicorns that look like they were drawn in with crayon...what a tattouchebag!
I love when people let their friends give them tattoos...Look at that tattouchebag over there!
I guess that guy never plans on getting a job...what a tattouchebag!
That guy is such a douchebag and he is covered by tattoos. Voila! Tattouchebag!
A heavily tattooed, pretentious person that won't shut up about their stupid, ugly "body art" because they have no other discernible personality traits and are otherwise completely uninteresting... I.e, a douchebag with lots of tattoos.
Portland is a great city to live in but if the tattouchebag population keeps surging like this I'll have to consider moving to the burbs...
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.