Twouche
Person A: "Hi, do you like my new crombie t-shirt, it 's so ACE! I feel so cash in it!"
Person B: "Shut up you fucking Twouche!"
Person B: "Shut up you fucking Twouche!"
Twouche by Sforce-smashT May 16, 2009
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Twouche
Someone who uses Twitter, or "Tweets" useless and meaningless crap. Over, and over, and over, and over, in rapid succession. Also known as a Twouche Bag.
Bob: Wants Lunch, 15 Minutes ago.
Bob: What should I have for lunch? 13 Minutes ago.
Bob: I think I'll have a sandwich, 10 Minutes ago.
Bob: Sandwich sounds good, 8 Minutes ago.
Bob: I had ice-cream, About 40 Seconds ago.
Jane: @Bob, You are a Twouche, stop that.
Bob: What should I have for lunch? 13 Minutes ago.
Bob: I think I'll have a sandwich, 10 Minutes ago.
Bob: Sandwich sounds good, 8 Minutes ago.
Bob: I had ice-cream, About 40 Seconds ago.
Jane: @Bob, You are a Twouche, stop that.
Twouche by umberlolzazz January 18, 2009
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A ball game resembling hot potato. This game includes a large, soft ball. The game starts with a timer ranging anywhere from 10 seconds to 1 minute. The ball can be thrown, kicked, and anything else to get it away from you. If the ball hits you, you are the "Tengis Toucher." If you are the "Tengis Toucher," as the timer goes off, you are eliminated until one player remains.
Extra Rules: No striking. If you strike someone in any way, you will be eliminated. (Boxing out, dodging, and pushing is allowed.)
Extra Rules: No striking. If you strike someone in any way, you will be eliminated. (Boxing out, dodging, and pushing is allowed.)
Tengis Toucher by ssofa February 1, 2022
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