Twouche

A combination of a Twat and a Douche

Person A: "Hi, do you like my new crombie t-shirt, it 's so ACE! I feel so cash in it!"

Person B: "Shut up you fucking Twouche!"

by Sforce-smashT May 16, 2009

Twouche

Someone who uses Twitter, or "Tweets" useless and meaningless crap. Over, and over, and over, and over, in rapid succession. Also known as a Twouche Bag.

Bob: Wants Lunch, 15 Minutes ago.

Bob: What should I have for lunch? 13 Minutes ago.

Bob: I think I'll have a sandwich, 10 Minutes ago.

Bob: Sandwich sounds good, 8 Minutes ago.

Bob: I had ice-cream, About 40 Seconds ago.

Jane: @Bob, You are a Twouche, stop that.

by umberlolzazz January 18, 2009

table touchers

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete

She has table touchers

by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

Touché.

Other persons better thinking just verbally slapped you. Used sarcastically to indicate that one is unable to argue against another's absurd logic, or a witty point.

Bart: I want to go with you, Dad.
Homer: Don’t you have school?
Bart: Don’t you have work?
Homer: Ah, Touché.

by anailuJ October 4, 2006

get u touched

a nice way of saying I will kill you or hurt someone

In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!

by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006

Tengis Toucher

A ball game resembling hot potato. This game includes a large, soft ball. The game starts with a timer ranging anywhere from 10 seconds to 1 minute. The ball can be thrown, kicked, and anything else to get it away from you. If the ball hits you, you are the "Tengis Toucher." If you are the "Tengis Toucher," as the timer goes off, you are eliminated until one player remains.
Extra Rules: No striking. If you strike someone in any way, you will be eliminated. (Boxing out, dodging, and pushing is allowed.)

Who won that game of "Tengis Toucher?"

by ssofa February 1, 2022

My uncle touched my weewee

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret

Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳

by BionicNoob November 7, 2019