The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.

Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.

turtling by Chris November 17, 2003

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Turtleing

When you have to poop so bad and it feels as if it is starting to poke out. Only to have you force it back in via a strong clench.

I must get back to the room I am Turtleing right now. Hurry Up! I am Turtleing!

Turtleing by DSeanK January 26, 2015

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Turtledoving

A term for when a couple that cuddles, nuzzles, necking, and maybe goes beyond that in a public place. Meanwhile the couple is completely oblivious to there surrounding or how there making people uncomfortable. This is due to cupcaking.

Take a look a the two turtledoving like that. They had gotta be aware everyones watching right ?

Turtledoving by Theamazinggeek May 15, 2018

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Sperm turtleing

When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!

That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried

Sperm turtleing by P'dusse July 3, 2022

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