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turtlemind 

A term for being entirely in the moment while taking joy in the journey, no matter how slow or uneventful it seems.
I began to enjoy my life when I started to have moments of what I like to call turtlemind.
turtlemind by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020
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Turtleing 

When you have to poop so bad and it feels as if it is starting to poke out. Only to have you force it back in via a strong clench.
I must get back to the room I am Turtleing right now. Hurry Up! I am Turtleing!
Turtleing by DSeanK January 26, 2015

Turtleman's Corner 

A private discord server where everyone is banned at least once.
"Yo man, I got banned from Turtleman's Corner for the first time!"

"Nice!"

Sperm turtleing 

When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!
That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried
Sperm turtleing by P'dusse July 3, 2022

turtleing 

having to hold a massive shit until you get to a toilet
rob was turtleing so badly he tobacco stained his underpants. see tobacco stain
turtleing by prairie dog 13 December 17, 2012

turtlebird 

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.
Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss
turtlebird by Fred January 1, 2005
While you are anywhere other than a bathroom, you have to deficate so bad that your fecal matter starts coming out of your ass. In essence your crap is poking out of your ass like a turtle's head.
I had to shit soo bad, I was turtlein' while walking home from school.
Turtlein' by jaymax45 April 25, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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