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Turtleing 

When you have to poop so bad and it feels as if it is starting to poke out. Only to have you force it back in via a strong clench.
I must get back to the room I am Turtleing right now. Hurry Up! I am Turtleing!
Turtleing by DSeanK January 26, 2015

Turtleman's Corner 

A private discord server where everyone is banned at least once.
"Yo man, I got banned from Turtleman's Corner for the first time!"

"Nice!"

Sperm turtleing 

When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!
That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried
Sperm turtleing by P'dusse July 3, 2022

turtleing 

having to hold a massive shit until you get to a toilet
rob was turtleing so badly he tobacco stained his underpants. see tobacco stain
turtleing by prairie dog 13 December 17, 2012

turtlebird 

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.
Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss
turtlebird by Fred January 1, 2005
While you are anywhere other than a bathroom, you have to deficate so bad that your fecal matter starts coming out of your ass. In essence your crap is poking out of your ass like a turtle's head.
I had to shit soo bad, I was turtlein' while walking home from school.
Turtlein' by jaymax45 April 25, 2011