Turtlein'

While you are anywhere other than a bathroom, you have to deficate so bad that your fecal matter starts coming out of your ass. In essence your crap is poking out of your ass like a turtle's head.

I had to shit soo bad, I was turtlein' while walking home from school.

Turtlein' by jaymax45 April 25, 2011

Turtlein

Almost shitting your self like how a turtle’s head is peaking out

I was turtlein

Turtlein by Javi g August 11, 2021

Turtle in the weeds 

When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"

Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"

Turtle in the weeds by SumDumSumBitch November 25, 2020

Turtleing 

When you have to poop so bad and it feels as if it is starting to poke out. Only to have you force it back in via a strong clench.

I must get back to the room I am Turtleing right now. Hurry Up! I am Turtleing!

Turtleing by DSeanK January 26, 2015

Turtle in the Pool 

A floating Turd

Chris: man Dean left a turtle in the pool this morning

Turtle in the Pool by SuperJuice! March 22, 2009

Turtlin 

1) To "help your buddy out" by holding the door shut with one hand and masterbate with the other without his knowledge.

2) The action or process of holding the door shut and getting caught with your zipper down while watching a friend have sex with a random skank.

Roberto: "Where is Fred? I have'nt seen him in about 20min."
Alex: "Lets check Johns room."
Roberto: "The doors not locked but I can't open it.....Someone is holding it."
Alex: "Must be Fred then, he's the only one missing. Let's force it open. Oh shit it is Fred..... and his zipper is down. He was in there turtlin.

Turtlin by diamondsonmyneck July 12, 2011

Sperm turtleing 

When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!

That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried

Sperm turtleing by P'dusse July 3, 2022