DSeanK's definitions

Turtleing

When you have to poop so bad and it feels as if it is starting to poke out. Only to have you force it back in via a strong clench.

I must get back to the room I am Turtleing right now. Hurry Up! I am Turtleing!

by DSeanK January 26, 2015

Gazing Ball

A tragic yard decoration that has only one use. A way to identify which neighbors are Swingers.

A really hideous mirrored reflection ball placed on a stand in ones front yard.

Desperate, Francine placed a Gazing Ball in her front yard to let the neighborhood know, it is on!

by DSeanK May 21, 2017

love trophy

Your Kids

Children Kids

Me and the wife have 3 Love Trophys.

by DSeanK March 31, 2008

nakation

v. to take a clothing optional vacation, esp. away from home for pleasure and recreation.

n. the part of your vacation you’ll brag to friends about.

(rhymes with vacation) Na*ka*tion

nude nudist nudism naturist naturism clothing optional naked vacation travel trip mancation

For Spring Break this year we are going on a Nakation.

by DSeanK February 18, 2008

Golden Gophered

Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.

The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.

I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.

Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.

by DSeanK January 28, 2015

Man Cooler

Fruity bottled alcoholic drinks made to look like they are for men.

i.e. Mikes Hard Lemonade, Parrot Bay, Smirnoff Ice, Reds Apple Ale, etc.

wine
wine cooler
alcohol
beer
booze
drunk
drink
drinking

Dude, put down the Man Cooler, drink beer like a man.

by DSeanK August 12, 2016

Bottle Rules

Each Bottle of Alcohol has specific rules for drinking it.

Hey Sam, Each drink has Bottle Rules. The Jack Daniels Bottle rules are, you must include a toast to Jack himself. The Makers Mark must be drank while naked. Each Shot of Wild Turkey must be accompanied with a text to your Mom. You have to take your shirt off when drinking Cuervo.

by DSeanK January 16, 2015