Definitions by DSeanK

Handheld Meat Salad 

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap

Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.

Handheld Meat Salad by DSeanK May 13, 2021

Gazing Ball 

A tragic yard decoration that has only one use. A way to identify which neighbors are Swingers.

A really hideous mirrored reflection ball placed on a stand in ones front yard.

Desperate, Francine placed a Gazing Ball in her front yard to let the neighborhood know, it is on!

Gazing Ball by DSeanK May 21, 2017

Breakfasting 

Drinking alcohol before 10am any day of the week

Francine was regularly breakfasting and was usually asleep by noon.

We woke up early and went breakfasting downtown.

Breakfasting by DSeanK February 18, 2017

Man Cooler

Fruity bottled alcoholic drinks made to look like they are for men.

i.e. Mikes Hard Lemonade, Parrot Bay, Smirnoff Ice, Reds Apple Ale, etc.

wine
wine cooler
alcohol
beer
booze
drunk
drink
drinking

Dude, put down the Man Cooler, drink beer like a man.

Man Cooler by DSeanK August 12, 2016

Man Cooler

Fruity bottled alcoholic drinks made to look like they are for men.

i.e. Mikes Hard Lemonade, Parrot Bay, Smirnoff Ice, Reds Apple Ale, etc.

wine
wine cooler
alcohol
beer
booze
drunk
drink
drinking

Dude, put down the Man Cooler, drink beer like a man.

Man Cooler by DSeanK August 12, 2016

Man Cooler

Fruity bottled alcoholic drinks made to look like they are for men.

i.e. Mikes Hard Lemonade, Parrot Bay, Smirnoff Ice, Reds Apple Ale, etc.

wine
wine cooler
alcohol
beer
booze
drunk
drink
drinking

Dude, put down the Man Cooler, drink beer like a man.

Man Cooler by DSeanK August 12, 2016

Golden Gophered 

Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.

The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.

I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.

Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.

Golden Gophered by DSeanK January 28, 2015