Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox
Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox by Job, Blow July 18, 2020
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Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?
Sticky Keys lets you use the SHIFT, CTRL, ALT, or Windows Logon keys by pressing one key at a time. The keyboard shortcut to turn on Sticky Keys is to press the SHIFT key 5 times.
Disable this keyboard shortcut in Ease of Access keyboard settings
Disable this keyboard shortcut in Ease of Access keyboard settings
bored human: lemme type the "Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?" keyboard prompt.
another human: fcuk
another human: fcuk
Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys? by fuckshit7j7 April 9, 2022
Why did the goblin turn on the stove?
A phrase to respond to an unanswerable question. It comes from a review by Possum Reviews on the homemade movie, "The Goblin." In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on a propane stove. It is never brought up again and has no reason, so Possum repeats it multiple times in the video.
Why did the goblin turn on the stove? by CakeLiar November 2, 2020
Why did the goblin turn on the stove?
This phrase comes from a Possum Reviews video on review on the homemade mediocre film, The goblin. In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on the stove. It never comes up again. No reason or explanation. The phrase is a follow up to a rhetorical question.
Friend: Why did the teacher give us extra homework? We didn't even do anything bad.
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?
Why did the goblin turn on the stove? by CakeLiar November 2, 2020
Turn on the sink
Turn on the sink by Gee dang it May 10, 2019
turn on the Cosby Show
The act of turning off the television.
Wife: I'm going to bed, could you turn on the Cosby Show?
Husband: Sure, honey.
Turns off the television
Husband: Sure, honey.
Turns off the television
turn on the Cosby Show by jibe February 5, 2007
main screen turn on
The proper course of action after we get signal.
Likely followed by immediate recognition of whomever is attempting to contact you, especially to find out how are you gentlemen.
Likely followed by immediate recognition of whomever is attempting to contact you, especially to find out how are you gentlemen.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
main screen turn on by ~The Nameless One~ June 23, 2007
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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