Turdongler

Someone who would poop out a turd into an appropriate receptacle and then put their dong into it

What the fuck are you doing you filthy Turdongler?

by Xi0s July 17, 2016

the throngler

A powerful blade, feared by all. The Throngler is a might blade, forged from the strongest throngonium that the universe could supply. Those unfortunate enough to be on the reciving end of The Throngler become throngled, a state of being in intense pain, and completely paralyzed.

Dark King Grûtmore's Edge of Annihilation implies other Dark Kings with other Edges of Annihilation, but there is only one way to get throngled.

the throngler is a weapon of mass destruction

by fallengard March 3, 2022

throngler

A being of immense power that possesses the ability to throngle

The Throngler has claimed another victim

by M0RAY April 23, 2023

Turdmongler

Noun. Pronounced (T-erd-Mon-gul-er)

1.) A person or thing that mongles turds.
2.) One who collects or hords large numbers or quantities of crap or #%*!
3.) Any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) Jonathan Terrill
5.) One that is full of crap

Jeff: Jonathan told me that he was going to attack me.

Tucker: Did he also mention that I ate your last peice of cake?

Jeff: WHAT THE "F" Tucker?!

Tucker:Dude, calm down bra.

Jeff: You're such a turdmongler Tucker.

Tucker: So what about Jonathan?

Jeff: He's a turdmongler too.

by Jerickson September 2, 2009

The Throngler

The Throngler is a mythical and ruthless entity who chooses to present itself as a stone statue, It stands in between 6'0 - 7'0 inches, or 182 - 213 cm in height. It is said to possess many abilities such as matter manipulation, unlimited strength, unlimited speed, teleportation, reality hopping, telekinesis, omnipresence, perfect precision, immortality, precognition, shapeshifting, telepathy, time travel, extreme healing factor, flight, touch of death, gravity control, memory erasure, mind control, indestructibility, The Throngler is worshipped by a Cult known as The Thronglists, who await his arrival so that he can put an end to the "filth" who "plague" the planet (rumored to be Humans), The Throngler is mainly spoken about in a Turkish town known as Akyaka.

Have you heard about The Throngler?!

Yeah, Scary stuff.

by AkyakaDweller June 21, 2023

turdmonger

a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or assbandit.

don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdmonger!

by maxell December 23, 2006

turdmonger

Someone who causes a lot of drama, or someone who dwells in crap.

Gee golly, she sure is being a turdmonger today.

by Frankie McFranken October 4, 2006