Assbandit 

A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.

Elton John.

Assbandit by a friend. July 1, 2003

Assbandit 

A gay male who sticks his penis up arses

That Carl is a right Assbandit

Assbandit by biggetybiggetybong May 23, 2003

assbandit 

poo burglar

That guy stick his cock up some other guys ass. What a fucking poo burglar.

assbandit by Champ February 9, 2002

assbandit 

someone who annouys the fuck out of everything and or fucks other males

<see Crazydude999>

assbandit by naoneo December 20, 2001

assbandit 

a sexual action when sticking your thumb in your partners ass while doing them from behind

i have heard most women enjoy the assbandit very much

assbandit by sssharris February 4, 2004

assbandit 

Most cry baby, whiney ass, gay liberals and democrats.

That filthy, patchouli smelling shithole sure is full of assbandits.

assbandit by Stein January 8, 2004

Assbandit 

A member of a loser gang on xvi who pretty much spends his whole day with his thumb up his ass thinking of how to be cooler than the rival gang "The Drunken Monkeys"..... too bad that will never happen.

The Assbandits private message me asking me to stop making fun other them.

Assbandit by Drunken Monkey Queen April 11, 2003