TurdVanka 

When one has a turd stuck in one's arse and, after finally passing the stool finds out that it's so insignificant as to make it completely useless.

"That worthless piece of shit held office for four years and accomplished nothing. She turned out to be a real TurdVanka "

TurdVanka by Kim Jon Ill April 6, 2021

Turdakaine 

The largest of shit storms a turdikane can be known to destroy whole bussiness,classrooms, offices and lives. The turdikane is often predicted using dumplar radar and forcasted by crapuweather

The turdakaine wiped out all of COMM 240. Rendering the room silent.

Turdakaine by ddeckchair May 3, 2010

Turdwank 

The hightest insult a n00b can give. A noob who is usally 11 or 12 says "You mofo's are turdwanks" or "I totally turdwanked you in that game with my spartan laser" Or energy sword, flamethrower, lancer and any kind of noob weapon" The turdwank was fist being used widespread by noobs in late 2007 in Halo 3, it quickley spread to other games. If you are called a turdwank do not taunt the newb, just kick his ass because he is a n00b!

"I Totally pwned you turdwanks with my lancer" - newb

Turdwank by bonkers455 March 21, 2009

turdanal

someone who always does foolish actions for attention

you are such a turdanal!

why do you have to be such a turdanal?

turdanal by Choi Cousins July 20, 2012

TurdmanMagee 

Better than 0 HOPY

TurdmanMagee: Haha 0 HOPY go brrrrrrrr

TurdmanMagee by TurdmanMagee February 22, 2022

TurdmanMagee 

He's more than just an idiotic user

There's lore to TurdmanMagee

TurdmanMagee by TurdmanMagee February 22, 2022

Turdvalanche 

A situation where an overwhelming amount of bullshit is suddenly cast down upon a person, group, or situation.

"When she didn't get her way, she got everyone in her social media groups to bring an epic turdvalanche of harassment down on the Art Show's organizer."

Turdvalanche by Route69 February 12, 2023