Turdwank 

The hightest insult a n00b can give. A noob who is usally 11 or 12 says "You mofo's are turdwanks" or "I totally turdwanked you in that game with my spartan laser" Or energy sword, flamethrower, lancer and any kind of noob weapon" The turdwank was fist being used widespread by noobs in late 2007 in Halo 3, it quickley spread to other games. If you are called a turdwank do not taunt the newb, just kick his ass because he is a n00b!

"I Totally pwned you turdwanks with my lancer" - newb

Turdwank by bonkers455 March 21, 2009

Turdwonker 

The water that splashes on your ass after a big shit.

Last night I had a huge turdwonker.

Turdwonker by HandRat July 2, 2021

turdwinkle 

From the Shenandoah Class of 2010. A play name or stupid person.

Ladine, a clown, a sarcastic person.

turdwinkle by Natalie July 1, 2004

turdwacker 

Its like the turd burgler he/she steals them but then after he/she lets them harden. And then after that he/she plays baseball with em.

Dan West is a dirty fuckin' turdwacker!

turdwacker by Matt balon August 30, 2007

turd-wank 

A male who is of disrespectful manner to a female stranger. Particularly with sexual requests or intentions. Turd wanks tend to be very conceited (i.e. someone who talks 'at' you and not 'to' you.), devious and annoying.

Liz: "I was visiting italy once, and while i was sitting on a staircase with my friend, this complete turd-wank came up to us and started trying to make conversation with us. Then we had enough and walked away and he was like 'wait! will you let me take you to dinner?! I will buy you a dress and you can keep it if you make love to me!'. "

turd-wank by Liz R. and Justin N. January 23, 2009

TurdVanka 

When one has a turd stuck in one's arse and, after finally passing the stool finds out that it's so insignificant as to make it completely useless.

"That worthless piece of shit held office for four years and accomplished nothing. She turned out to be a real TurdVanka "

TurdVanka by Kim Jon Ill April 6, 2021

turdwinker

A turdwinker is - i think quite obviously an a**hole. The a**hole, any a**hole.
Basically, a colorful term for a rectal sphincter, or a rectal-sphincter type person....

That TURDWINKER took my seat on the bus.

The peppers were so hot last night that my TURDWINKER is burning today!

turdwinker by Ozzie The Watchdog March 31, 2023