Turdwank

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The hightest insult a n00b can give. A noob who is usally 11 or 12 says "You mofo's are turdwanks" or "I totally turdwanked you in that game with my spartan laser" Or energy sword, flamethrower, lancer and any kind of noob weapon" The turdwank was fist being used widespread by noobs in late 2007 in Halo 3, it quickley spread to other games. If you are called a turdwank do not taunt the newb, just kick his ass because he is a n00b!

"I Totally pwned you turdwanks with my lancer" - newb

Turdwank by bonkers455 March 21, 2009

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Turdwonker

The water that splashes on your ass after a big shit.

Last night I had a huge turdwonker.

Turdwonker by HandRat July 2, 2021

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turdwinkle

From the Shenandoah Class of 2010. A play name or stupid person.

Ladine, a clown, a sarcastic person.

turdwinkle by Natalie July 1, 2004

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turdwacker

Its like the turd burgler he/she steals them but then after he/she lets them harden. And then after that he/she plays baseball with em.

Dan West is a dirty fuckin' turdwacker!

turdwacker by Matt balon August 30, 2007

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turd-wank

A male who is of disrespectful manner to a female stranger. Particularly with sexual requests or intentions. Turd wanks tend to be very conceited (i.e. someone who talks 'at' you and not 'to' you.), devious and annoying.

Liz: "I was visiting italy once, and while i was sitting on a staircase with my friend, this complete turd-wank came up to us and started trying to make conversation with us. Then we had enough and walked away and he was like 'wait! will you let me take you to dinner?! I will buy you a dress and you can keep it if you make love to me!'. "

turd-wank by Liz R. and Justin N. January 23, 2009

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TurdVanka

When one has a turd stuck in one's arse and, after finally passing the stool finds out that it's so insignificant as to make it completely useless.

"That worthless piece of shit held office for four years and accomplished nothing. She turned out to be a real TurdVanka "

TurdVanka by Kim Jon Ill April 6, 2021

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turdwinker

A turdwinker is - i think quite obviously an a**hole. The a**hole, any a**hole.
Basically, a colorful term for a rectal sphincter, or a rectal-sphincter type person....

That TURDWINKER took my seat on the bus.

The peppers were so hot last night that my TURDWINKER is burning today!

turdwinker by Ozzie The Watchdog March 31, 2023

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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