tumblard

fat people on tumblr

you're a tumblard

by pussygay January 18, 2016

Tumblarity

A number on the tumblr Dashboard indicating how popular or un-popular you are. The number increases and decreases due to likes, followers ect.. Makes or breaks an ego as a blogger.

My tumblarity was -5 from yesterday. Someone must have unfollowed me.

by Allivictoria May 13, 2009

tumblrd

verb - To have ones tumblr blog reviewed on another blog.

My friend's blog got tumblrd and now his traffic is wicked awesome.

by Esau Kessler August 21, 2007

tumblarian

n. /tʌm.'blɛɹ.iən/ From Mod. Eng. 'tumblr' + 'librarian.'

A member of the librarian community on tumblr. Archivists, libraries, paraprofessionals, students, and aspirants may also apply.

"I think these laser fingers prove conclusively that tumblarians are the best part of any library conference."

by librarean June 19, 2013

Tumbltard

Typically those that are so PC it's insufferable. People who cannot tolerate the blissfully ignorant, and instead of educating the aforementioned ignorant person, they scurry to Tumblr to announce their disdain over a matter instead of trying to solve it.

If you really want to solve a problem, do it. Don't be another one of those tumbltards.

by DynamoBlu September 22, 2016

Tumblarity

Tumblarity is your popularity Tumblr.

Tumblr + Popularity = Tumblarity

TUMBLARITY IS FUCKED UP.

by R2 van Tooren January 2, 2010

tumbladdict

1. Someone who literally CAN NOT survive without getting on tumblr at least once a day.
2. Someone who thinks everyone will die in a horrible tragedy if they do not log on at least once a day to post indie pictures, emo quotes, and naked Harry Potter pictures.
3. Generally, just someone who is fuckawesome.

1. Dude that guy is pelting the waitress with shrimp because she won't give him wi-fi access so he can get on tumblr. Total tumbladdict.

2. If I don't get on tumblr right this second, Y2K is going to occur belatedly! No, I'm NOT a tumbladdict! I'm serious!

3. Guy: I have a tumblr.
Girl: Please have sex with my vagina now, you are a glorious tumbladdict please.

by harryfuckingpotter July 4, 2010