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Tumblarity 

A number on the tumblr Dashboard indicating how popular or un-popular you are. The number increases and decreases due to likes, followers ect.. Makes or breaks an ego as a blogger.
My tumblarity was -5 from yesterday. Someone must have unfollowed me.
Tumblarity by Allivictoria May 13, 2009
verb - To have ones tumblr blog reviewed on another blog.
My friend's blog got tumblrd and now his traffic is wicked awesome.
tumblrd by Esau Kessler August 21, 2007

tumblarian 

n. /tʌm.'blɛɹ.iən/ From Mod. Eng. 'tumblr' + 'librarian.'

A member of the librarian community on tumblr. Archivists, libraries, paraprofessionals, students, and aspirants may also apply.
"I think these laser fingers prove conclusively that tumblarians are the best part of any library conference."
tumblarian by librarean June 19, 2013

Tumbltard 

Typically those that are so PC it's insufferable. People who cannot tolerate the blissfully ignorant, and instead of educating the aforementioned ignorant person, they scurry to Tumblr to announce their disdain over a matter instead of trying to solve it.
If you really want to solve a problem, do it. Don't be another one of those tumbltards.
Tumbltard by DynamoBlu September 22, 2016

Tumblarity 

Tumblarity is your popularity Tumblr.

Tumblr + Popularity = Tumblarity
TUMBLARITY IS FUCKED UP.
Tumblarity by R2 van Tooren January 2, 2010

tumbladdict 

1. Someone who literally CAN NOT survive without getting on tumblr at least once a day.
2. Someone who thinks everyone will die in a horrible tragedy if they do not log on at least once a day to post indie pictures, emo quotes, and naked Harry Potter pictures.
3. Generally, just someone who is fuckawesome.
1. Dude that guy is pelting the waitress with shrimp because she won't give him wi-fi access so he can get on tumblr. Total tumbladdict.

2. If I don't get on tumblr right this second, Y2K is going to occur belatedly! No, I'm NOT a tumbladdict! I'm serious!

3. Guy: I have a tumblr.
Girl: Please have sex with my vagina now, you are a glorious tumbladdict please.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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