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Trumpire 

A trumpire is in charge of officiating and enforcing rules and making bad judgments that only serve the 'trumps'.
The term is often shortened to the colloquial form 'trump'. The trumpire works soley for himself and his empire while also serving some elite or members of the 1%.
"Yo Spanky... Are you going to watch the Red Sox play that new baseball team formed by those wall street people today?"

"No... The tickets are $8000 dollars for regular people and the trumpire owns the team and will rig it so the Red Sox lose and then grab your wifes pussy while destroying the country."

"Oh... ok."
Trumpire by ECHOROCK August 22, 2017

trumplestiltskin 

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.
Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!
trumplestiltskin by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016

Trumplespeak 

Lies coming either from president Trump's own mouth, or the mouths of his cabinet of yes-men.
Today the president's Trumplespeak was evident when he said he had divested himself from his business empire.
Trumplespeak by childfree_4_life February 5, 2017

Trumphole 

(Noun) A malignant, narcissistic asshole.
Senator McConnell has proved with his depraved healthcare bill that he is nothing more than a Trumphole.
Trumphole by WakeUpAmerica July 19, 2017

Trumphole 

An asshole infected with any pus-producing venereal disease. Contracted by being a bootlicking, sycophantic toadie. The only cure for trumphole is complete excision.
Rudy Giuliani has a serious case of trumphole from all the ass he's been kissing.
Trumphole by OctoRat January 19, 2017

Trumphole 

Dude dI'd you see Shep kick that dog? Ya I did , man yhat guys a Trumphole
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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