A trumpire is in charge of officiating and enforcing rules and making bad judgments that only serve the 'trumps'.
The term is often shortened to the colloquial form 'trump'. The trumpire works soley for himself and his empire while also serving some elite or members of the 1%.
"Yo Spanky... Are you going to watch the Red Sox play that new baseball team formed by those wall street people today?"
"No... The tickets are $8000 dollars for regular people and the trumpire owns the team and will rig it so the Red Sox lose and then grab your wifes pussy while destroying the country."
Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.
Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!
An asshole infected with any pus-producing venereal disease. Contracted by being a bootlicking, sycophantic toadie. The only cure for trumphole is complete excision.
Rudy Giuliani has a serious case of trumphole from all the ass he's been kissing.