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A trumpire is in charge of officiating and enforcing rules and making bad judgments that only serve the 'trumps'.
The term is often shortened to the colloquial form 'trump'. The trumpire works soley for himself and his empire while also serving some elite or members of the 1%.
"Yo Spanky... Are you going to watch the Red Sox play that new baseball team formed by those wall street people today?"

"No... The tickets are $8000 dollars for regular people and the trumpire owns the team and will rig it so the Red Sox lose and then grab your wifes pussy while destroying the country."

"Oh... ok."
by ECHOROCK August 22, 2017
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trumpire (n): from a 21st century government in the United States of America.

1. when government is virtually indistinguishable from private enterprise. The political leader/office holder is able to create synergy or cross-promotion see public relations for his private corporation(s) because he holds public office.
A good example of a trumpire was seen recently when the President's children announced the development of many new hotels.
by Witless in Seattle February 03, 2017
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This is a play on the word, "umpire." And like in a ball game, they call all the shots.

In this case, it refers to someone who has been suckered in by the slick talks and promises President Trump has made and backs and supports his ideas to the point they basically won't shut up about all the good he is presumably going to do - and they preach this to those who did NOT vote for him - clearly ostracizing those around them.
"Did you see the last weekly presidential address ? Trump said he's going to repeal Obamacare and provide his own health care coverage for us ! Isn't that awesome ?"

"Stop being a trumpire. The man is evil and he's going to run this country into the ground."
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by dw8177 March 08, 2017
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1 : the major American sociopolitical unit that embraces the sovereign authority and sociopolitical vision of President Donald Trump, especially : the geographic territory of this sociopolitical unit (e.g., red-colored state districts that voted for Donald Trump during the 2016 U.S. Election)

2 : sociopolitical unit ideologically based in populism, and also exhibits strong tendencies towards racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia and xenophobia

Etymology: "trumpire" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "empire."
"Many U.S. cities with large, diverse urban populations are primarily liberal enclaves surrounded by large suburban and rural swathes of Trumpire."

"Founded by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred, the Trumpire has to maintain itself by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred." h/t Montesquieu

"A common soldier will make a Trumpire, but he will eventually meet his fate and be condemned to the Great Rock." h/t Nostradamus
by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016
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