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Trumpire 

A trumpire is in charge of officiating and enforcing rules and making bad judgments that only serve the 'trumps'.
The term is often shortened to the colloquial form 'trump'. The trumpire works soley for himself and his empire while also serving some elite or members of the 1%.
"Yo Spanky... Are you going to watch the Red Sox play that new baseball team formed by those wall street people today?"

"No... The tickets are $8000 dollars for regular people and the trumpire owns the team and will rig it so the Red Sox lose and then grab your wifes pussy while destroying the country."

"Oh... ok."
Trumpire by ECHOROCK August 22, 2017
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trumpire 

This is a play on the word, "umpire." And like in a ball game, they call all the shots.

In this case, it refers to someone who has been suckered in by the slick talks and promises President Trump has made and backs and supports his ideas to the point they basically won't shut up about all the good he is presumably going to do - and they preach this to those who did NOT vote for him - clearly ostracizing those around them.
"Did you see the last weekly presidential address ? Trump said he's going to repeal Obamacare and provide his own health care coverage for us ! Isn't that awesome ?"

"Stop being a trumpire. The man is evil and he's going to run this country into the ground."
trumpire by dw8177 March 8, 2017

trumpire 

trumpire (n): from a 21st century government in the United States of America.

1. when government is virtually indistinguishable from private enterprise. The political leader/office holder is able to create synergy or cross-promotion see public relations for his private corporation(s) because he holds public office.
A good example of a trumpire was seen recently when the President's children announced the development of many new hotels.
trumpire by Witless in Seattle February 3, 2017

trumpire 

noun

1 : the major American sociopolitical unit that embraces the sovereign authority and sociopolitical vision of President Donald Trump, especially : the geographic territory of this sociopolitical unit (e.g., red-colored state districts that voted for Donald Trump during the 2016 U.S. Election)

2 : sociopolitical unit ideologically based in populism, and also exhibits strong tendencies towards racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia and xenophobia

Etymology: "trumpire" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "empire."
"Many U.S. cities with large, diverse urban populations are primarily liberal enclaves surrounded by large suburban and rural swathes of Trumpire."

"Founded by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred, the Trumpire has to maintain itself by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred." h/t Montesquieu

"A common soldier will make a Trumpire, but he will eventually meet his fate and be condemned to the Great Rock." h/t Nostradamus
trumpire by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016

trumpgret 

Voters who now regret voting for Donald Trump.
Many of The Donald supportors are now sufferring Trumpgret (Trump Regret) for their decision to vote for him.
trumpgret by Tahoelife January 15, 2017

trumpered 

When a conservative goes on a Facebook rant in response to a liberal exposing them as one of the snowflakes they purport to hate.
Kathy Griffin Trumpered so many people by doing exactly what conservatives have been doing to Obama for the last 8 years.
trumpered by Sakamonster June 1, 2017

trumpiest 

The most intelligent, most well-endowed, wealthiest, most clever and most powerful person , ever.
Reflexively and compulsively cutting the less fortunate down to size, he demonstrated he was the trumpiest guy alive.
trumpiest by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2017
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B)
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A)
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B)
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