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Trumpalumpa 

A species of hominid (Filius putae) known for its orange skin, short temper, and poor executive function. Unlike in many other hominids, the "alpha" Trumpalumpa is generally a figurehead who lacks the ability to control subordinates, who generally roam free to do whatever seems best for them.
"Oh my god, what the hell is that?"
"Don't worry; it's just a Trumpalumpa. It likes to pound its chest a lot but it is incapable of personally doing anything."
Trumpalumpa by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018
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trumpalump 

The small bulge in Donald Trump's pants after his daughter gets off of his lap.
Ivanka gives her dad a trumpalump in every family photo
trumpalump by No1nose March 20, 2017

trumpadumpster 

Here comes that garbage-guzzling human monolith, they call him the trumpadumpster.
trumpadumpster by Dr Bunnygirl April 25, 2019

trumpaloompa 

1. A very small person, with very small hands, who is very small minded. Blindly follows orders of a madman.

2. A Donald Trump supporter.
The trumpaloompa was whipped into a frenzy upon hearing how hispanics destroyed America.
trumpaloompa by misfit0313 June 21, 2016

Trumpadumphisass 

An increasingly uttered nickname for the tantrum throwing dufus with the orange woolly mammoth on his head.
Once wishing for a spot on Sesame Street, Trumpadumphisass is now about to lose his spot as the Grabber in Chief.
Trumpadumphisass by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

Trumpaloompas 

I'm not too worried about Trumpaloompas swaying the US election; most of them are convicted felons.
Trumpaloompas by dashing_fellow October 9, 2015

grumpalumpagus 

generally unpleasant, grumpy, or morose person.
how goes it grumpalumpagus?
grumpalumpagus by Sarah Lea December 3, 2007