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OompaLoompitus

(n). A disease with characteristics of orange skin and small peripheral limbs. The most famous people effected by this disease were the characters in the movie Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, and the 45th President of the United States. While this disease is not deadly, it does effect the mental wellness of those afflicted; particularly the Id and the ego. Those afflicted usually have bigger egos than most, and a particular fond of pumpkins.
Our 45th President had been diagnosed with OompaLoompitus several years ago, and has rescued Halloween pumpkins ever since.
by No1nose June 3, 2017
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trumpalump

The small bulge in Donald Trump's pants after his daughter gets off of his lap.
Ivanka gives her dad a trumpalump in every family photo
by No1nose March 20, 2017
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