Troffice

A facility or room used for the purposes of trimming and processing cannabis.

"Jimmy came home stinking from another long day at the troffice."

by jimmycakes July 15, 2016

twoffice

An office environment reserved solely for the use of the social networking site Twitter. Term coined by Jessica Odenbach on the ABC7 Chicago news broadcast on Monday, January 13, 2009.

I would love to follow you, but I am not in my twoffice yet.

by stratodavius January 13, 2009

Troffiness

Not an actual weather term, but a sad reflection of hippies on the left coast infiltrating the NWS. Possibility of teh ghey-ness.

WEAK UPPER TROFFINESS IS FORECAST TO CONTINUE OVER THE DESERT SOUTHWEST WITH WEAK SOUTHWESTERLY FLOW ALOFT ACROSS COLORADO.

by shnoogins_wx May 11, 2010

Trafficer

a large bag or purse carried to a party that traffics alcohol into the party. this bag of alcohol, to some, seems to have a never ending supply.

"what is that?"
"my trusty trafficer, want a beer?"

by flat116guh March 28, 2009

trafficey

More traffic than usual.Heavy traffic,

To trafficey to drive right now,

by anonymous May 20, 2021

Trafficed da hoomans

Is that THEY... AREN'T EXTRA SPECIAL GUYS EITHER! They don't want to have to turn their butthole up to him (because that's literally how capitalism works). So you get 'Well, he's a pimp. I don't like pimps! I like junkie pedophile rapists who tell people I'm smart' But you're NOT smart. In any way shape or form. And YOU BOTH want people to have to do what you say... He didn't have to do any of the shit you say...The shit you say... DOESN'T WORK. It does nothing but keep people trapped in a mediocre existence. Which is what you want.

Because if they aren't trapped in a mediocre existence... Well... THEN... Then you have ANOTHER ANDREW TATE TO DEAL WITH... What do they need YOU for? Nothing! If they aren't mediocre then they have no reason to listen to you! Then you don't matter anymore! And HE might not keep people trapped in mediocrity (No he's fine with it, he'll do it). That's WHY you take so much pleasure (the sadistic kind) in MY situation. You want people to be trapped in a mediocre existence. I AM that (against my will). Even though I created A.I. (And fuck you Alex I can fix the 'using non-linear thinking to trick it into believing stupid shit' problem Alex... Probably... You fucking poof). 'He did a human traffic! He trafficed da hoomans!' It's fucking ridiculous. All because you don't want to live in reality. You want to live in hypothetical future reality! And they only way to live in hypothetical future reality... Is for people to do what YOU tell them... And you will do ANYTHING to force (And it's always for you can call it an invitation all you want it's force by way of input or withholding) people in the direction (whichever direction you want to call it it's entirely arbitrary) of your desired hypothetical future reality. You'll do ANYTHING (to put it in terms Jordan Peterson can understand with is simple idiot mind) 'seize control of heaven.' That's all it is. That's all you're doing."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2024