Q: "What do you want to do for your birthday?" A: "I want to get drunk and have a bitch parade at the house."
by jimmycakes September 29, 2015
"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."
by jimmycakes March 20, 2016
by jimmycakes October 16, 2017
A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.
by jimmycakes April 28, 2016
A scrubby, low income person with a limited worldview, low intelligence, a large sense of self entitlement, and very little ambition. These individuals are further characterized by a passion for monster energy drinks and wearing pajamas during the daytime. Also an acronym for: Total Reliance On Government.
by jimmycakes September 29, 2015
"Has steve been dating wendy?"
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."
by jimmycakes December 03, 2016
by jimmycakes March 22, 2016