Trigat

a new slur only straights can use 😈

Person 1: "YOU TRIGAT!"

by Poosay Poosay June 17, 2024

William and Mary Triathlon

A tradition at William and Mary in which students go streaking in the Sunken Gardens (the central quad), go swimming in the Crim Dell (an algae-filled pond), and jump over the wall of the Governor's Palace (a building in Colonial Williamsburg) at night. Truly daring students do all of this naked.

Johnny: Dude, I saw you and your girlfriend naked in the Sunken Gardens last night!
Eric: Yeah man, we were doing the William and Mary Triathlon! Right after that, we went skinny-dipping in the Crim Dell!

by naked streaker May 31, 2018

Spanish Triathlon

An athletic endurance competition for couples comprising of three consecutive events. The two participants usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. This is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop sexual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.

Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.

Joe: Hey Luis! Wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!

by Philolingua March 11, 2009

trigtard

A combination of the words “triggered” and “retard” someone who gets way too easily offended over every little thing. Unfortunately for us, society is full of them and now you can’t even look at someone without them getting offended. Similar to libtard

-If Donald Trump deported all the illegals and trigtards, everyone in the US would finally be able to live in harmony.

Devin: Hey Steph you going to the dance this Friday?
Steph: Excuse me? Did you just assume my interests? Just because I am a woman does not mean I am into dancing! Uuuugh how could you be so rude to ask me something like that??!!! Omg I’m gonna make sure you never hurt another woman again!
Devin: I just asked you a question. Don’t be such a trigtard.

Protestors: Donald Trump is not our president!
Donald Trump: hahahaha stupid trigtards I’m gonna take away all your government benefits and make you work for a living.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx September 30, 2018

trigalaid

It literally says what it means, Try get laid

Guy1: "Dude, I'm going over Stacy's house."

Guy2: "Trigalaid."

by DoubleZ102017 February 9, 2012

trinati

Trinati is a sexy slim thick young lady. She attracts all the men when she walks past. She smells like flowers and dreams. She has two close friends and sticks to them always. She is annoying but it’s adorable. She’s always playful and loves to love.

You can’t go wrong with a Trinati🥳

by wavvytrin🤟🏽 January 4, 2019

Trigasm

Dr. Ava Cadell, (Sexpert to the Stars and Founder of Loveology University), coined the term “trigasm”, which she refers to as “the ultimate orgasm”! It involves stimulation of the clitoris, g-spot and anus simultaneously. “The secret here is to stimulate her three major erogenous zones all at the same time: inside, outside and tailpipe. Start off by heating up her magic button with light circular strokes with lubed-up fingers. When she’s all warmed up but not quite ready to go the way of the O, slip a finger inside her so you can tap lightly against her G-spot. While tapping return your attention to her love bud with your tongue this time. Now use your other hand to gently stimulate her starfish. Before you know it – Bam! Bam! Bam!”

In 2003, Dr. Ava teamed up with Doc Johnson novelties to design and produce the Trigasm sex toy which had three separate attachments for each erogenous zone and multiple speeds of vibration and pulsating action, which allowed users to be in control of the pressure, depth and intensity. “The result is the most intense, satisfying, earth-shattering, full-body orgasm a woman has ever experienced. TriGasm is the ultimate form of female empowerment,” explained Dr. Ava. “It’s about women taking responsibility for their own orgasms — it truly the ultimate self-pleasuring device for the lady!”

I gave my wife an amazing trigasm and she came all over the bed!

Debra bought herself a new Trigasm vibrator, and hasn't been out of the house since because she can't stop masturbating!

by Domina Doll August 1, 2019