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Ohio State fans

Bunch of idiot people who get a high from their team beating up a bunch of nobodies during the regular season then cry like the little bitches they are when they get beat by a proven team. Some classic examples are: 2007 national championship game, 2008 national championship game, 2021 national championship game. You wanna be the best maybe it's not a good idea to fill up your schedule with a bunch of scrubs.

The Ohio State fans were acting all high and mighty after the buckeyes beat the local high school team but then they had to play Alabama in the national championship game and lost 84-0. They should probably start playing real competition during the regular season to toughen themselves up but you know they're too scared to.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx May 15, 2023

Terrorist

An idiot moron stupid punk who acts all badass in front of a camera while he beheads a helpless civilian but would probably run away like the pussy he is if someone pointed a gun right at him. They're all the same.

The terrorist was about to blow up the building and record it on his phone to show the world how dangerous he is before a gun wielding patriot introduced a 12 gauge to his brain. Suddenly he wasn't so dangerous.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx May 15, 2023

sydney sweeney

a fine piece of ass I wouldn't mind tapping over and over.

I walked into my bedroom last night and saw sydney sweeney in my bed taking her clothes off. Before I knew it we were going to town.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx November 8, 2022

You Got Served

An hilariously awful movie from the early 2000s. Seriously how the fuck was this travesty the #1 movie in America? Truly shows you how shallow the human race is. Seriously don't ever watch this steaming piece of shit. If you do, you'll be praying to and begging the gods above to somehow get that tormentous hour and a half of your life back. If you go to a store that sells movies and you see it on the shelves, burn every single copy they have. If you see anyone watching it, do them a favor and put them out of their misery. DO. NOT. WATCH. THIS. MOVIE. EVER!

Going through a pile of movies and You Got Served appears.
Me: Oh no! It's You Got Served! Quick! We need to burn it before it reproduces!
I grab a blowtorch and the copy of You Got Served gets incinerated. That's one less DVD that will poison impressionable minds.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx April 8, 2021

trinity st. clair

A fine looking porn star who I wouldn’t mind getting down and dirty with. She has a Snapchat account where she frequently posts videos of herself dancing in her underwear and sometimes she’s completely naked.

I watched one of Trinity St. Clair’s videos on pornhub and got an instant boner. I came within seconds.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx January 30, 2021

Joe Biden

The death of this country as we know it anyone who actually thinks anything is going to change with this moron in charge is only kidding themselves.

Joe Biden choosing people for positions based on their race/gender identity instead of actual qualifications truly proves how low we have sunk as a country.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx January 20, 2021

Publix

A cult that uses a grocery store as a front for their evil deeds. This place is the literal definition of Hell. If a customer complains about you the managers will never listen to your side of the story and will walk all over you just to make the life of a single customer that much better. Seriously don't ever work here. It might be the last thing you ever do.

Cashier: Ma'am, I do apologize but this 10 cent off coupon expired five years ago.
Customer whose name is probably Karen: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER THIS INSTANT!

The store manager walks over and listens to the customer screaming at the top of her lungs all over a coupon. He then forces the cashier to accept the coupon and sends him home for the rest of the day without pay. This actually happened. Publix is the worst.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx January 13, 2021