triathlete 

One who participates in events called "Triathlons". Triathlon's often involve swimming, biking and running. The sport also includes spending lots of money on bike equipment and early morning puke sessions in the pool. Most triathlete's could be classified as homosexual as they wear speedo's and shave their bodies (shaving genitals is optional but recommended). It has been suggested that most triathlete's have a sexual attraction to David Hasselhoff and prefer prostate massages.

If I were a triathlete it would be acceptable to shave my genitals and ask bob if I could give him a prostate massage.

triathlete by ChirsR March 7, 2007

triathlete 

someone who enjoys triple headers: filling all body openings with copious amounts of cum

he's a triathlete-he fucked her mouth, her cunt and her ass in under an hour!!!! good job!!!!

triathlete by wingedunicorn July 8, 2007

triathlete 

A person whos highschool year consists of three differently catagorized sports. Mainly football wrestling and track. The three sports must be totally different. football baseball, and basketball are all in the same catagory. Same as Xcountry and track.

My sophmore year i wrestled, was on the football team, and ran track for Bergenfield High therefore i am a TRIathlete

triathlete by Imad Hussain February 28, 2007

Tryathlete 

A person who thinks they can complete a triathlon without much training and fails miserably when they try.

That guy talked so much trash but he's only a tryathlete. He DNF'd (did not finish) by almost drowning during the swim.

Tryathlete by Skivy January 13, 2009

tribathletes 

An person who thinks they are an athlete because the use the steam room, sauna, or shower at a sports/fitness facility.

'You're not one of those tribathletes, are you, Mr. President? You know - steam, sauna, shower?'

tribathletes by arthurb3 March 22, 2009

driathlete 

Someone who spends lots of time at the gym without breaking a sweat, usually because he's more interested in being seen than working out.

Sure he spends all his free time at the gym, but he's still got nothing to show for it because he's such a driathlete.

driathlete by whylime December 24, 2008

Tryathlete 

Someone who trys to be an athlete.

I'm a tryathlete, I always try to get to out of the house to train, but there are too many distractions in my fridge

Tryathlete by Pareta August 27, 2016