A highly attractive mom who spends way too much time at the gym on the treadmill or related cardio equipment.
Yeah, mainstreet gym has good equipment, but I'd rather stay with the mall club just to watch the treadmilfs working out...
by bikecanoeist March 3, 2011
Get the Treadmilf mug.Jeanette: "I'm so proud of your Ma! When did she take up running?"
Airia: "Ever since she became a treadmilf. Seriously, she got so much attention at that gym, she felt safer running outside. She hasn't been back since."
Jeanette: "Whatever she's doing, it's working! Good for her!"
Airia: "Ever since she became a treadmilf. Seriously, she got so much attention at that gym, she felt safer running outside. She hasn't been back since."
Jeanette: "Whatever she's doing, it's working! Good for her!"
by GenXJenX September 22, 2024
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A euphemism is a term or a phrase used by individuals to refer to a controversial topic as overwhelmingly inoffensive as possible, as opposed to being politically incorrect (aka "enthusiastically offensive").
Unfortunately, the overuse of a euphemism will eventually devolve its meaning to the extent that itself becomes politically incorrect and will have to be replaced with another euphemism. This is a sociolinguistic phenomenon to as the "euphemism treadmill".
Unfortunately, the overuse of a euphemism will eventually devolve its meaning to the extent that itself becomes politically incorrect and will have to be replaced with another euphemism. This is a sociolinguistic phenomenon to as the "euphemism treadmill".
The term "mental retardation" was once a euphemism and politically correct term used to describe stupidity. The previous term was imbecile which was an actual medical category which comprised of idiots (IQ 0 to 25), imbeciles (IQ 26 to 50), and morons (IQ 51 to 70).
Over time, mental retardation and its associated verb "retard" became as corrupted as "imbecile" and "idiot" and was eventually replaced with "intellectual disability". It is now only a matter of time when being "disabled" is offensive and once again, slides down the euphemism treadmill.
Over time, mental retardation and its associated verb "retard" became as corrupted as "imbecile" and "idiot" and was eventually replaced with "intellectual disability". It is now only a matter of time when being "disabled" is offensive and once again, slides down the euphemism treadmill.
by Ἀπολλύων October 21, 2016
Get the Euphemism Treadmill mug.The process by which a pejorative term is replaced by a more politically correct term, only to over time be corrupted and used pejoratively itself until a new term is introduced, upon which the cycle repeats itself.
So named because walking on a treadmill gives you the illusion of going somewhere, when actually not making any progress. Basically a form of political correctness masturbation.
So named because walking on a treadmill gives you the illusion of going somewhere, when actually not making any progress. Basically a form of political correctness masturbation.
The best example of a euphemism treadmill is the word "retarded", which was originally adopted as a more apt and kinder alternative to previous medical terms such as "moron", "imbecile", and "idiot".
"Retarded" is currently considered a pejorative insult, so new terms have been invented such as "special needs" and "intellectualy disabled" , which will in time become pejorative insults themselves. Thus retarded SJW's, downie parents, and the self-righteous will always have something to bitch about.
"Retarded" is currently considered a pejorative insult, so new terms have been invented such as "special needs" and "intellectualy disabled" , which will in time become pejorative insults themselves. Thus retarded SJW's, downie parents, and the self-righteous will always have something to bitch about.
by Frank Marlowe May 12, 2016
Get the euphemism treadmill mug.treadmilk is created when sweat from the person on the treadmill mixes with their foot grease, and gets caught in the treadmill. Later, it is then turned to sludge,{which is the treadmilk} and once consumed it creates a healthy diet of treadmilk which is incredibly healthy!
Guy 1: *phew!* it takes me forever to get slim with these regular diet drinks.
Guy 2: well that's why i used treadmilk!
{PS don't actually try this}
Guy 2: well that's why i used treadmilk!
{PS don't actually try this}
by Baylee&addison m8 October 14, 2017
Get the treadmilk mug.Treadmillcar, invented by popular YouTuber and musician Corpse Husband (aka Randall who grew up in the Mid East, Virginia who works in an automobile shop). It’s a car which you can walk and drive at the same time
by Corpse Husband’s Wife January 17, 2021
Get the Treadmillcar mug.It's a euphemism for putting maple syrup on someone while massaging doggy style in an Ice hockey suit. It's what all the kids are about these days.
/r/Peejwal: "Canadian Treadmill? Sounds like a sexual Urban Dictionary term."
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/r/SouthFM: "It is now."
by xsender December 13, 2021
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