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1. The act of sexual intercourse. Really, "fucking" is the only non-clinical word that translates to "to have sex with".
2. A rather profane intensifier, and a rather intense one at that.
3. A town Austria whose sign routinely disappears, possibly due to its unusual name. The name in question rhymes with rhymes with "booking" and not with "clucking".
2. A rather profane intensifier, and a rather intense one at that.
3. A town Austria whose sign routinely disappears, possibly due to its unusual name. The name in question rhymes with rhymes with "booking" and not with "clucking".
by Ἀπολλύων November 6, 2016
Get the Fucking mug.1. A 2006 cult movie that depicts the Fall of Man due to idiots outbreeding smart people and rampant consumerism.
2. Based on the word's etymology, "idiocracy" can mean either "self-government" or "spontaneously occurring government".
2. Based on the word's etymology, "idiocracy" can mean either "self-government" or "spontaneously occurring government".
Contrary to popular belief, it is not the rampant breeding of idiots that caused intelligence to decline; it is the public perception that idiots are something to worship...which is what caused idiots to outbreed smart people. An Idiocracy scenario is not very likely to occur; in fact, the advancement of public health has allowed minds to develop better than they did in the past.
by Ἀπολλύων November 3, 2016
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Get the Let's Just Be Friends mug.Also referred to as the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, it is an X/10 rating (where X is a number between 1 and 10 inclusive) is a rather unimaginative and extremely arbitrary scale used to quantify a female's attractiveness, with 1 designated as "very unattractive" and 10 as "really fucking hot". The resultant number is often used a noun, sometimes numerator only.
It is to be noted that the final verdict of one who uses the looks ladder on a female is held as an objective truth and totally not biased at all.
It is to be noted that the final verdict of one who uses the looks ladder on a female is held as an objective truth and totally not biased at all.
by Ἀπολλύων October 19, 2016
Get the Looks Ladder mug.1. The chosen implement of the amateur proctologist and/or gynecologist, a dildo is phallus-shaped device that, when repeatedly inserted into the vagina, produces sexual pleasure.
2. A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. The origins of the name are unclear, but what is clear is that all attempts to change it have failed. The town also has its own mascot: "Captain Dildo".
2. A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. The origins of the name are unclear, but what is clear is that all attempts to change it have failed. The town also has its own mascot: "Captain Dildo".
As a Canadian, I find that living in Dildo, Newfoundland produces much laughter whenever the topic of my residence is brought.
by Ἀπολλύων October 31, 2016
Get the Dildo mug.An extraordinarily colossal number that is calculated by calling the Ackermann function with Graham's Number as its parameters.
The actual value xkcd's number is unknown as most mathematicians cannot grasp its true form without suffering from PTSD-inducing nightmares.
by Ἀπολλύων September 16, 2016
Get the xkcd's number mug.A euphemism is a term or a phrase used by individuals to refer to a controversial topic as overwhelmingly inoffensive as possible, as opposed to being politically incorrect (aka "enthusiastically offensive").
Unfortunately, the overuse of a euphemism will eventually devolve its meaning to the extent that itself becomes politically incorrect and will have to be replaced with another euphemism. This is a sociolinguistic phenomenon to as the "euphemism treadmill".
Unfortunately, the overuse of a euphemism will eventually devolve its meaning to the extent that itself becomes politically incorrect and will have to be replaced with another euphemism. This is a sociolinguistic phenomenon to as the "euphemism treadmill".
The term "mental retardation" was once a euphemism and politically correct term used to describe stupidity. The previous term was imbecile which was an actual medical category which comprised of idiots (IQ 0 to 25), imbeciles (IQ 26 to 50), and morons (IQ 51 to 70).
Over time, mental retardation and its associated verb "retard" became as corrupted as "imbecile" and "idiot" and was eventually replaced with "intellectual disability". It is now only a matter of time when being "disabled" is offensive and once again, slides down the euphemism treadmill.
Over time, mental retardation and its associated verb "retard" became as corrupted as "imbecile" and "idiot" and was eventually replaced with "intellectual disability". It is now only a matter of time when being "disabled" is offensive and once again, slides down the euphemism treadmill.
by Ἀπολλύων October 21, 2016
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