Let's Just Be Friends

The dreaded curse uttered by a witch when banishing an unsuitable male partner to the friendzone.
Ashley: "Hey, let's just be friends."
William: "Okay." (internally screams in anguish)
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Hot

1. A term pertaining to high temperature relative to another object.
2. A gender-nonspecific colloquialism indicating physical and/or sexual attractiveness.
a) Something that elicits lustful or erotic feelings.
3. An item that is currently popular or fashionable
4. A popular but controversial issue.
Molten tungsten is very hot compared to molten iron.
According to the masses, Natalie Portman is hot, and so was that one scene in Black Swan
For a time, the ugg was a hot piece of footwear. Those were dark times.
Climate change is a hot issue. No pun intended
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Idiocracy

1. A 2006 cult movie that depicts the Fall of Man due to idiots outbreeding smart people and rampant consumerism.
2. Based on the word's etymology, "idiocracy" can mean either "self-government" or "spontaneously occurring government".
Contrary to popular belief, it is not the rampant breeding of idiots that caused intelligence to decline; it is the public perception that idiots are something to worship...which is what caused idiots to outbreed smart people. An Idiocracy scenario is not very likely to occur; in fact, the advancement of public health has allowed minds to develop better than they did in the past.
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Fucking

1. The act of sexual intercourse. Really, "fucking" is the only non-clinical word that translates to "to have sex with".
2. A rather profane intensifier, and a rather intense one at that.
3. A town Austria whose sign routinely disappears, possibly due to its unusual name. The name in question rhymes with rhymes with "booking" and not with "clucking".
I'm fucking my girlfriend really fucking hard in Fucking, Austria.
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Dildo

1. The chosen implement of the amateur proctologist and/or gynecologist, a dildo is phallus-shaped device that, when repeatedly inserted into the vagina, produces sexual pleasure.
2. A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. The origins of the name are unclear, but what is clear is that all attempts to change it have failed. The town also has its own mascot: "Captain Dildo".
As a Canadian, I find that living in Dildo, Newfoundland produces much laughter whenever the topic of my residence is brought.
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Ackermann function

In the computational sciences, the Ackermann function (represented as A(m,n) is the simplest example of a total function (a function defined for all possible input values) which is computable but not primitive recursive, which was originally formulated to disprove the once-common belief that every computable function was also primitive recursive, but is now used to generate absurdly large numbers to horrify mathematicians.
Calling the Ackermann function with (4, 4) as its parameters is already too large to calculate for most computers.

xkcd's number calls the Ackermann function with Graham's Number as both of its parameters.
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Big Ass

1. An intensifier, usually in the form of "...big ass object", and a rather intense one at that. Contrary to its wordage, "big ass" usually does not imply that the succeeding object in question has an oversized posterior, but that the object itself is oversized (unless the object in question is itself a large posterior).
2. A state in which one's Gluteus maximus embodies gluttony maximus.
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