When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.

Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.

My partner and I agreed to settle the dispute with a Traverse City Hasselhoff.

Traverse City Hasselhoff by TDSMTD August 17, 2019

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toilet trader

A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."

Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.

Peter: Problems, what problems?

Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.

Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.

toilet trader by Pete October 6, 2004

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People Trader

A political animal in corporate or financial world. Someone that gets rich, but not necessarily makes money for his or her employer. Usually someone that has an overwhelmingly technical disability compensated by his or her astonishing capability kissing some serious ass.

I can't believe Dave got that management spot, he can't add 2 and 2.

Yeah but he's an awesome People Trader, though.

People Trader by CBALTHAZAR October 21, 2008

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