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A taxer is a progressive who uses any and all means, regardless of how desperate or absurd, to pursue Donald Trump's tax returns in an attempt to delegitimize him and his presidency in spite of the fact that making tax returns public is not a requirement of being president. Similar to a birther and Barak Obama.
Person 1 - Did you see the taxer's latest attempt to get Trump's tax returns made public? Talk about unable to let go.

Person 2 - Yeah, they're the new birthers.
Taxer by Ishkabibbel November 13, 2019
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A very small time drug dealer, who buys small amounts of drugs and sells them to associates for just a little more then the original purchase price.
Billy: Does John have weed today?
Kyle: Probably not he is just a taxer, he can get some though.
Taxer is a bronze 1 player.
Taxer by giimiks June 29, 2023

Lighter taxer 

Australian term for someone who pockets your lighter during a group session of smoking miscellaneous herbs with a bong. Usually done by accident.
Omg where's my lighter? Davo must have taxed it when he left. What a lighter taxer!
Lighter taxer by Wired Infidel August 13, 2010

sex taxer 

a person who offers to pay off your taxes if you have sex with them.
Anna: "I'm running low on money, and I need to pay taxes",
Mark: "I'll pay your taxes for you if you sleep with me tonight",
Anna: "no way, fuck off",
Mark: "no, I'm going to fuck you",
Anna: "you're such a sex taxer"
sex taxer by Me=Myself=I December 23, 2020

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An abomination of some sorts. This adjective is only used to describe men who have the best skibidi rizz in terms of ohio, fanum tax, and mewing. Also known as “gyat”
DANG BRO YOU GOT THAT MORTALI RIZZLER OHIO POOPOO PANTIES BIGGY SMALLS FANUM TAXER

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after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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