Trantered 

verb: to get squished, by having a heavy object fall on oneself.
The act of being pulverised by a sudden impact of great mass.

*man is working under a photocopier, the photocopier starts to topple precariously*
Man: "Help! Someone grab this thing, before it Tranters me!"
*a second later, an almighty crash, a helpless shriek*
Colleague: "Wow, poor guy. He really got Trantered."

Trantered by TheFreneticist November 26, 2013

traggered 

triggered and tragic both combined //

Bro this shit traggered

Or
Bro I’m traggered over this 😥

traggered by Sleepyyhamsterr September 20, 2018

Tranter 

Some banter which is also true

"Remember when Kesta shat on his foot when he tried to use his Turkish toilet?"

"Yeah that was some good tranter"

Tranter by Arch Bishop of Tranterbury October 3, 2013

tattered windsock 

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.

"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

tattered windsock by Chris Dwyer June 11, 2006

Krantered 

To get so wasted on a night out that u wake up the next afternoon in ur bed, with a hospital wristband with ur name spelt wrong on ur wrist, vague memories of flashing lights and no idea how u got there.

man, i got so krantered last night i've got no idea what the fuck i did!

Krantered by Kranter December 25, 2008

Trottered 

When a male hunting Tinder or dating sites of a similar nature is duped into thinking a females body is attractive. Her profile will consist entirely of head and above chest photos, when they have exchanged many messages they meet for him to find more than he bargained for!

Rodge: Hi there, dam I never realised your arse was that big and your legs are like tree trunks!
Girl: Why do you think my profile consists solely of head shots, you're my bitch now.... Too late, You Been Trottered Son

Trottered by Elred October 27, 2014

tankered 

Very drunk from an excess of alcohol. A combination of the words: "tanked" + "hammered" = "tankered".

He had way too many shots - he was hangin' on everyone and slurring his words. That kid was tankered.

tankered by madmary February 25, 2009