verb: to get squished, by having a heavy object fall on oneself.
The act of being pulverised by a sudden impact of great mass.
The act of being pulverised by a sudden impact of great mass.
*man is working under a photocopier, the photocopier starts to topple precariously*
Man: "Help! Someone grab this thing, before it Tranters me!"
*a second later, an almighty crash, a helpless shriek*
Colleague: "Wow, poor guy. He really got Trantered."
Man: "Help! Someone grab this thing, before it Tranters me!"
*a second later, an almighty crash, a helpless shriek*
Colleague: "Wow, poor guy. He really got Trantered."
by TheFreneticist November 26, 2013
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Get the traggered mug."Remember when Kesta shat on his foot when he tried to use his Turkish toilet?"
"Yeah that was some good tranter"
"Yeah that was some good tranter"
by Arch Bishop of Tranterbury October 3, 2013
Get the Tranter mug.To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"
"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"
"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"
by Chris Dwyer June 11, 2006
Get the tattered windsock mug.To get so wasted on a night out that u wake up the next afternoon in ur bed, with a hospital wristband with ur name spelt wrong on ur wrist, vague memories of flashing lights and no idea how u got there.
by Kranter December 25, 2008
Get the Krantered mug.When a male hunting Tinder or dating sites of a similar nature is duped into thinking a females body is attractive. Her profile will consist entirely of head and above chest photos, when they have exchanged many messages they meet for him to find more than he bargained for!
Rodge: Hi there, dam I never realised your arse was that big and your legs are like tree trunks!
Girl: Why do you think my profile consists solely of head shots, you're my bitch now.... Too late, You Been Trottered Son
Girl: Why do you think my profile consists solely of head shots, you're my bitch now.... Too late, You Been Trottered Son
by Elred October 27, 2014
Get the Trottered mug.Very drunk from an excess of alcohol. A combination of the words: "tanked" + "hammered" = "tankered".
He had way too many shots - he was hangin' on everyone and slurring his words. That kid was tankered.
by madmary February 25, 2009
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