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toastered 

adj
1. The quality possessed by an object that has been toasted.
2. The state of being after toastering.
Cheech and Chong are always toastered!
toastered by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004
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Toastered 

After sitting somewhere for a long period of time just lighting it up several times you more than likely will become toastered.
- "Did you just face 3 blunts?"
- "Maybe..."
- "You're going to be TOASTERED!"
Toastered by GeeJaeBee November 2, 2010

Toastered 

After sitting somewhere for a long period of time just lighting it up several times you more than likely will become toastered.
- "Did you just face 3 blunts?"
- "Maybe..."
- "You're going to be TOASTERED!"
Toastered by GeeJaeBee November 2, 2010

toastered 

When a performer on stage is propelled up onto the stage from underneath by a hydraulic platform. See at 37 seconds in the following movie trailer:
wwwdotmichaeljacksondotcom/us/michael-jackson039s-it-movie-trailer-video
With skill and balance, performers learned how to get toastered onto the stage.
toastered by epi.tom.e August 20, 2011

Toastered 

The state of being so high your mind becomes a piece of toast
"Hey man you alright?"
" ashr od kfdf"
"Yeah man you're toastered"
Toastered by Doug D October 4, 2016

Toastered 

When a guy fingers you but he doesn’t move his finger while he is inside of you. So his finger is just sitting in your draws
“Bro I got toastered today. It was so unpleasant.”
Toastered by Badussy55 October 4, 2021

Go commit toaster bath 

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors
|robloxian 1| hey dood

|robloxian 2| yeah?

|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol

|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae

|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*

|robloxian 3| lol noob

|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!

|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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