tankered
Very drunk from an excess of alcohol. A combination of the words: "tanked" + "hammered" = "tankered".
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Tannered
When one absolutely rails some one so hard in the pussy, they have to ask to stop. Typically when a white male fucks a African-American female.
Tannered by Tannerjones June 3, 2014
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dj tannered
verb
the term "dj tannered" refers to being light-headed and feeling scarily fatigued or dizzy after working out on a crossramp or treadmill. It is derivative of the popular episode of "Full House," when DJ Tanner (Candace Cameron) diets by not eating and feeding her sandwiches to Comet. While out on a family trip to the gym, DJ feels faint and drops to her knees from the combination of lack of food and too much treadmill.
the term "dj tannered" refers to being light-headed and feeling scarily fatigued or dizzy after working out on a crossramp or treadmill. It is derivative of the popular episode of "Full House," when DJ Tanner (Candace Cameron) diets by not eating and feeding her sandwiches to Comet. While out on a family trip to the gym, DJ feels faint and drops to her knees from the combination of lack of food and too much treadmill.
dj tannered by melbeann May 26, 2009
Tannered
The term given to the situation where one has been accosted into performing un-useful or repeated analysis work, potentially resulting in an unnecessary or unfavourable change.
Mike: “Hey Bob, where did that stupid change come from?”
Bob: “Oh man, Jane and I got Tannered the other day, and before we knew it the change was in! Farkkkk!!!”
Bob: “Oh man, Jane and I got Tannered the other day, and before we knew it the change was in! Farkkkk!!!”
Tannered by Frank manfrenjensen July 26, 2011
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