An overpriced and over rated 4WD vehicle that you rarely see outside of
school runs and suburban shopping centers. Commonly bought by
people that fall for the marketing
hype rather than researching before a purchase. The utility versions still use a body shell that was designed when
Jesus played fullback for Jerusalem. The
poor ergonomics and harsh ride from the cart springs see the owners exchanging
Christmas cards with their chiropractor and physiotherapist.
On the rare occasions they are used off-road, poor suspension travel and weak drivelines
mean they are usually found stuck in the tracks made by the Patrols and Land Rovers, needing lengthy recovery sessions to get them back on the chicken tracks where they belong. The front diffs are made of licorice and there are a plethora of aftermarket components designed to make them stronger, which rarely work.
Visually recognizable from a distance due to the entire ARB catalogue being fitted with the biggest
mud terrain tyres that can possibly be fitted, you are immediately aware the driver is compensating for a small penis. Yes, all the gear and no idea, typical cruiser driver.
