The Hyundai Equus is an overlooked luxury vehicle that has been around for a while until it had been renamed the Genesis G90 in 2017. The first generation was released in 1999 and it hasn't been marketed to the United States until the second generation had been released in 2009. For a Korean made vehicle, it's too luxurious to be a Hyundai! No wonder they didn't badge the vehicle with it's Hyundai logo! But hey, if you wanna get a good deal (pretty much) on a luxurious sedan with a shit ton of bells and whistles along with a nice size V8, this is you're best bet!
"Man, the Hyundai Equus is so bitchin! But truthfully, I'd rather have the Genesis sedan since the Equus is way too much for me! I love the Equus, don't get me wrong! But I wouldn't picture myself driving that car at all, lol!
by Shb99 August 05, 2022
A small town where people heading to Las Vegas from Laughlin and Bullhead to take a break for the most attractive gas station in the town known to be the dope ass Chevron with a Terrible Herbst's casino and a shitty ass McDonald's. Lots of old people live there as well as some dumbass teens that'll fuck you up for your looks.
"Damn bro, I gotta pee man! Where's the perfect pit stop?!"
No worries, we'll stop by Searchlight, NV and get some McDonald's and have their employees do a shitty job since they hate working in this town!
No worries, we'll stop by Searchlight, NV and get some McDonald's and have their employees do a shitty job since they hate working in this town!
by Shb99 March 18, 2021
Formally one of the most kickass pickup trucks until Toyota decided to get rid of their pussy killing V8 engines to a pansy ass twin turbo V6 that has only 8 more horsepower than the V8 did and having worse gas mileage while towing shit too. Plus the two previous generations were a lot more dependable too. Obviously because THEY ARE FUCKING TOYOTAS! The new Tundras don't really feel like a real Toyota Tundra. It's pretty disappointing I'll tell you that much. But back then though, they could literally hold up at least three times as long as any other truck that's made on this planet. Shit! It could even outlast any late 90s and/or early 2000s Ford F-Series pickup truck! The Tundras were made to last within a million generations and there's no regrets for that whatsoever! So since there's plenty of used Tundras around from 2000-2021, GET ONE NOW! You'll be happy about it if you're not a gas mileage psychopath!
New Toyota Tundra owner: Dude! My new Tundra kicks ass man! I bet it'll be better because it's new and yours suck!
Me: How does it suck? Mine has about 600k miles with the original V8 engine and transmission and it's still running like it only has 50k! So jokes on you about that!
New Toyota Tundra owner: Oh, that sucks, I won't be surprised if it breaks downs because it's a piece of shit! I think you should get rid of it!
Me: GET RID OF IT?! Bitch, it'll outlast you're stupid ass! Watch my badass truck have at least a billion miles within the next 50 years with the original badass V8 and badass 6 speed Aisin transmission too! Don't believe me? Watch!
50 years later.......
"As we see on the news, it is January 14th of 2072 and what we got here is a 2018 Toyota Tundra with 1,000,420,069 miles on it! It has the original 5.7L V8 and it's original transmission too! Oh my gosh, this should hit the Guinness world record of the most longest lasting truck in the whole entire world! How can it last that long?!!!
Me: "Take care of it and just remember to buy shit that's dependable as this truck!"
New Toyota Tundra owner: ("Kills himself because he thought I was wrong about my truck")
To be continued with my billion mile Tundra.......
Me: How does it suck? Mine has about 600k miles with the original V8 engine and transmission and it's still running like it only has 50k! So jokes on you about that!
New Toyota Tundra owner: Oh, that sucks, I won't be surprised if it breaks downs because it's a piece of shit! I think you should get rid of it!
Me: GET RID OF IT?! Bitch, it'll outlast you're stupid ass! Watch my badass truck have at least a billion miles within the next 50 years with the original badass V8 and badass 6 speed Aisin transmission too! Don't believe me? Watch!
50 years later.......
"As we see on the news, it is January 14th of 2072 and what we got here is a 2018 Toyota Tundra with 1,000,420,069 miles on it! It has the original 5.7L V8 and it's original transmission too! Oh my gosh, this should hit the Guinness world record of the most longest lasting truck in the whole entire world! How can it last that long?!!!
Me: "Take care of it and just remember to buy shit that's dependable as this truck!"
New Toyota Tundra owner: ("Kills himself because he thought I was wrong about my truck")
To be continued with my billion mile Tundra.......
by Shb99 December 02, 2022
Golden Valley, AZ is a town nearly 20 minutes west from Kingman and let me tell y'all, this is the shit hole you would not wanna live at! It's been proven that this town is the most fucked up place out of the entire state! Mostly meth heads, rednecks, and prostitutes live in this dump and if you do live here, keep yourself as secure as possible! I'd advise you don't live in Golden Valley anyways. Fuck that place!
by Shb99 March 18, 2022
A literal tank shaped like an SUV, and it's big brother of the legendary 4Runner!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can go nascar racing in an EF-5 tornado!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
by Shb99 February 07, 2023
The Kia Challenge is one hell of a viral trend on Tik Tok where these dumbfucks without a damn driver's license or barely have any money to afford a car ends up going up to any Hyundai, Kia, and/or Genesis vehicle to break in it and fuck up the whole top chunk behind the steering wheel and use a USB cable to start it up and drive away. Way to go Hyundai! Hopefully by now, that company would make their security systems improve but who knows.
Who in the living fuck would anyone do the Kia Challenge?!!!! Get a damn fucking license to anyone that plans to do this and get a permanent vacation to the gray bar hotel so you won't have to go there, fucking idiots!
by Shb99 August 01, 2022
A shitty sports sedan that's made by one of the most shittiest car companies out there right now. And what I mean by shitty, is that it's quality on the whole car is not there, their transmissions are garbage, and both of their turbocharged 2.0L I4 and 3.3L V6 engines are not strong whatsoever. Even though Hyundai thought about throwing in the 5.0L V8 with a whopping 420 horsepower that was formally used in the Genesis G80 and G90, but with all these dumbass ratings and all other bureaucratic bullshit that's blocking most car companies from making natural aspirated engines, Hyundai decided to ditch the decision and throw in their shitty turbocharged engines that are not as fast as the V8 which I believe was a dumb decision that was made. The Kia Stinger is an awesome looking car, there's no lie about that. But do not, and I mean DO NOT, let the looks fool you! It can be a real pain to maintain these vehicles. Whenever it gets used liberally, everything will wear out like crazy. Just beware everyone. Don't buy a Stinger! Period!
Bro! My Kia Stinger is fucking awesome man!
Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!
Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!
Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!
Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!
Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?
Um... Uhh......
Me: Exactly bitch!
Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!
Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!
Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!
Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!
Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?
Um... Uhh......
Me: Exactly bitch!
by Shb99 March 16, 2023