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Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
Related Words
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What never should have gotten cancelled and what all of us fans miss so much.

We need to get this out.

It was the best part-time block on Cartoon Network back then.

Toonami was hosted by TOM and his crew. We got most of our anime this way.

Toonami showed awesome anime, old and new... like Yu Yu Hakusho, DragonBall, Sailor Moon, Hamtaro, Duel Masters, Bobobo, Pokemon Chronicles, Zatch Bell, Tenchi, Ruronui Kenshin, One Piece and of course, Naruto. There were even some anime movies.

Back in 2008, TOM, Sara and the others were forced to leave us. There was no warning, either.

Without Toonami, Cartoon Network sucks a lot. There's nothing to spark up Saturday nights.

And it's all of those snobby new rulers of Cartoon Network.

They took off Toonami just for the heck of it.

That's why we need Toonami back.

Rate this up if you want Toonami back.
Toonami should have stayed on Cartoon Network. A whole year of no Toonami is wrong.
Toonami by LoyalToonamiFans January 3, 2010
a person that's loved by everyone has a heart will do anything for anybody best friend ever will put a smile on your face will make your worse day better goes out her way better u get a tonya she is rare
Tanya is cool but tonya is better
tonya by one in a million May 30, 2017
TOONA is derived from the English word tuna, although the meanings are completely different.

Toona is an abstract noun, with no specific meaning. However, in every day language Toona becomes an adjective.

Toona can have a positive or negative meaning, based on the context in which it is used.

Use it how you please, but please do use carefully! :)
You, good sir, are a toona.

Dude, stop being a toona.

Hey look at that kid over there, such a toona.

Oh man, you're a freakin' toona!

I love me some toona.
Toona by casa de Krispy sean y harry November 21, 2010
A person with a caring soul and sarcastically funny mouth, Beautiful inside and out, always taking care of others is who she is, she believes family is everything, someone you definitely want on your team always
Tonya is caring
Tonya by Twina1977 December 5, 2019

Dick tornado 

When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.
The tornado was bad, but then it hit Dildo Inc. and got worse. It turned into a real dick tornado.
Dick tornado by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011