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A miserable ass bitch wit no teeth and high blood pressure
She is miserable don’t get you a Toyna
Toyna by Toyna November 21, 2021
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Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
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What never should have gotten cancelled and what all of us fans miss so much.

We need to get this out.

It was the best part-time block on Cartoon Network back then.

Toonami was hosted by TOM and his crew. We got most of our anime this way.

Toonami showed awesome anime, old and new... like Yu Yu Hakusho, DragonBall, Sailor Moon, Hamtaro, Duel Masters, Bobobo, Pokemon Chronicles, Zatch Bell, Tenchi, Ruronui Kenshin, One Piece and of course, Naruto. There were even some anime movies.

Back in 2008, TOM, Sara and the others were forced to leave us. There was no warning, either.

Without Toonami, Cartoon Network sucks a lot. There's nothing to spark up Saturday nights.

And it's all of those snobby new rulers of Cartoon Network.

They took off Toonami just for the heck of it.

That's why we need Toonami back.

Rate this up if you want Toonami back.
Toonami should have stayed on Cartoon Network. A whole year of no Toonami is wrong.
Toonami by LoyalToonamiFans January 3, 2010
a person that's loved by everyone has a heart will do anything for anybody best friend ever will put a smile on your face will make your worse day better goes out her way better u get a tonya she is rare
Tanya is cool but tonya is better
tonya by one in a million May 30, 2017
TOONA is derived from the English word tuna, although the meanings are completely different.

Toona is an abstract noun, with no specific meaning. However, in every day language Toona becomes an adjective.

Toona can have a positive or negative meaning, based on the context in which it is used.

Use it how you please, but please do use carefully! :)
You, good sir, are a toona.

Dude, stop being a toona.

Hey look at that kid over there, such a toona.

Oh man, you're a freakin' toona!

I love me some toona.
Toona by casa de Krispy sean y harry November 21, 2010
A person with a caring soul and sarcastically funny mouth, Beautiful inside and out, always taking care of others is who she is, she believes family is everything, someone you definitely want on your team always
Tonya is caring
Tonya by Twina1977 December 5, 2019

Dick tornado 

When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.
The tornado was bad, but then it hit Dildo Inc. and got worse. It turned into a real dick tornado.
Dick tornado by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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