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Kansas Tornado
When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
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Toonami
What never should have gotten cancelled and what all of us fans miss so much.
We need to get this out.
It was the best part-time block on Cartoon Network back then.
Toonami was hosted by TOM and his crew. We got most of our anime this way.
Toonami showed awesome anime, old and new... like Yu Yu Hakusho, DragonBall, Sailor Moon, Hamtaro, Duel Masters, Bobobo, Pokemon Chronicles, Zatch Bell, Tenchi, Ruronui Kenshin, One Piece and of course, Naruto. There were even some anime movies.
Back in 2008, TOM, Sara and the others were forced to leave us. There was no warning, either.
Without Toonami, Cartoon Network sucks a lot. There's nothing to spark up Saturday nights.
And it's all of those snobby new rulers of Cartoon Network.
They took off Toonami just for the heck of it.
That's why we need Toonami back.
Rate this up if you want Toonami back.
We need to get this out.
It was the best part-time block on Cartoon Network back then.
Toonami was hosted by TOM and his crew. We got most of our anime this way.
Toonami showed awesome anime, old and new... like Yu Yu Hakusho, DragonBall, Sailor Moon, Hamtaro, Duel Masters, Bobobo, Pokemon Chronicles, Zatch Bell, Tenchi, Ruronui Kenshin, One Piece and of course, Naruto. There were even some anime movies.
Back in 2008, TOM, Sara and the others were forced to leave us. There was no warning, either.
Without Toonami, Cartoon Network sucks a lot. There's nothing to spark up Saturday nights.
And it's all of those snobby new rulers of Cartoon Network.
They took off Toonami just for the heck of it.
That's why we need Toonami back.
Rate this up if you want Toonami back.
Toonami by LoyalToonamiFans January 3, 2010
tonya
a person that's loved by everyone has a heart will do anything for anybody best friend ever will put a smile on your face will make your worse day better goes out her way better u get a tonya she is rare
tonya by one in a million May 30, 2017
Toona
TOONA is derived from the English word tuna, although the meanings are completely different.
Toona is an abstract noun, with no specific meaning. However, in every day language Toona becomes an adjective.
Toona can have a positive or negative meaning, based on the context in which it is used.
Use it how you please, but please do use carefully! :)
Toona is an abstract noun, with no specific meaning. However, in every day language Toona becomes an adjective.
Toona can have a positive or negative meaning, based on the context in which it is used.
Use it how you please, but please do use carefully! :)
You, good sir, are a toona.
Dude, stop being a toona.
Hey look at that kid over there, such a toona.
Oh man, you're a freakin' toona!
I love me some toona.
Dude, stop being a toona.
Hey look at that kid over there, such a toona.
Oh man, you're a freakin' toona!
I love me some toona.
Toona by casa de Krispy sean y harry November 21, 2010
Tonya
A person with a caring soul and sarcastically funny mouth, Beautiful inside and out, always taking care of others is who she is, she believes family is everything, someone you definitely want on your team always
Tonya is caring
Dick tornado
When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.
Dick tornado by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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